ToDaZeD Grammy Fashion WTF

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Well, it meets this CBS Standards and Practices prohibition for The Grammys….

“Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure,”

…“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic,”

20 Comments!

  1. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:51 am |

    Yea, CRIKEY! I somehow think, deep down inside that this was a big “fuck you” to everyone obsessed with her weight………

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:53 am |

    Just for knowing…I am completely truly madly deeply in love with Jack White. There, I said it.

    Oh, and violins……..

  3. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:54 am |

    He said “fight”.

  4. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 9:25 am |

    She’s going to the La Cucaracha square dance, then to the Grammies.

    Why didn’t they just say “Please dress like ladies and gentlemen,” and save a bunch of text?
    Ans: Because there are none.

  5. mojo
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 10:02 am |

    Don’t let her get near the docking tower at Lakehurst, NJ…

  6. mech
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 10:52 am |

  7. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 10:52 am |

    She’s still no Lady GaGa.

  8. mech
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 10:53 am |

    I probably could have couched that differently.

    Did she just get in from Davenport?

  9. Posted February 11, 2013 at 11:17 am |

    How many Bordello draperies died to make that dress?

  10. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm |

    Their use of “problematic” is … problematic.

  11. Thunderbottom
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:02 pm |

    Well, she’s a beefy little thing, isn’t she? Just the way I like ‘em (as a Mexican once told me, “The bone is for the dog; the meat is for the man.”)

  12. ( . Y . )
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:06 pm |

    even paisley is getting fat these days.

  13. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:16 pm |

    Hey, be nice.
    We can’t all be Kardashians and Michelles.

  14. geezerette
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:56 pm |

    ?? I think she’s kinda cute.

  15. mech
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 1:25 pm |

    Does it come with a volume control?

    (since nobody else went there)

    Sofa King loud.

  16. Chris in NC
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 5:40 pm |

    @Mech, I was going there. You beat me to it. She’s loud and obnoxious. Typical spoiled lard ass.

  17. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 6:25 pm |

    WOW!
    Who’s granny’s tablecloth is missing?

  18. Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:25 pm |

    I hear she has a really nice personality and a great sense of humor.

  19. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 9:35 pm |

    Would it be impolite to say that anywhere you stick it, would feel like a *bullseye*? Yeah, harsh, I know……….

  20. ZZMike
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 5:42 pm |

    “Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under …”

    Bare fleshy what?

    “Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic,”

    Interesting choice of words: “problematic”.

    mech (#): Let me make a wild guess: A “Gone With the Wind” sketch from the Carol Burnett show.

    As to the fashion model in the lead photo, yes, dear, that dress does make you look a little fat.