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Well, it meets this CBS Standards and Practices prohibition for The Grammys….
“Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure,”
…“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic,”
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Yea, CRIKEY! I somehow think, deep down inside that this was a big “fuck you” to everyone obsessed with her weight………
Just for knowing…I am completely truly madly deeply in love with Jack White. There, I said it.
Oh, and violins……..
He said “fight”.
She’s going to the La Cucaracha square dance, then to the Grammies.
Why didn’t they just say “Please dress like ladies and gentlemen,” and save a bunch of text?
Ans: Because there are none.
Don’t let her get near the docking tower at Lakehurst, NJ…
She’s still no Lady GaGa.
I probably could have couched that differently.
Did she just get in from Davenport?
How many Bordello draperies died to make that dress?
Their use of “problematic” is … problematic.
Well, she’s a beefy little thing, isn’t she? Just the way I like ‘em (as a Mexican once told me, “The bone is for the dog; the meat is for the man.”)
even paisley is getting fat these days.
Hey, be nice.
We can’t all be Kardashians and Michelles.
?? I think she’s kinda cute.
Does it come with a volume control?
(since nobody else went there)
Sofa King loud.
@Mech, I was going there. You beat me to it. She’s loud and obnoxious. Typical spoiled lard ass.
WOW!
Who’s granny’s tablecloth is missing?
I hear she has a really nice personality and a great sense of humor.
Would it be impolite to say that anywhere you stick it, would feel like a *bullseye*? Yeah, harsh, I know……….
“Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under …”
Bare fleshy what?
“Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic,”
Interesting choice of words: “problematic”.
mech (#): Let me make a wild guess: A “Gone With the Wind” sketch from the Carol Burnett show.
As to the fashion model in the lead photo, yes, dear, that dress does make you look a little fat.