GumbyOTUS
Now that the election is over, Teh iWon has his “more flexibility.”
So which issue do ya think he’s gonna hit hard enough in his SOTU tonite to create a hashtag?
“Climate Change” — #Brrrrrrr #DarkInHere?
“Gun Safety” — #NowIsTheTime #ForMeNotForThee #TheCheckIsInTheMail&c.+WeWillProtectYou
Drone-Splattering American Citizens Across Foreign Landscapes — #iDecide #ShutUpHeExplained
Drone Observing American Citizens At Home — #EveryMoveYouMake #Duck!
Sequesration / National Debt — #BlameRepublicans #BlameBush #BlameTheEvilRich #GetYerFreeFone!#NotReallyASpendingProblem
Afghanistan — #*crickets*
Iraq — #*crickets*
Nork Nukes — #*crickets*
What else?
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Needs more I me my, otherwise you nailed it…well, add in
we don’t have a debt problem, we have a revenue problem ….fair share blah blah
I predict:
A long, boring speech, full of buzzwords and logical inconsistencies. And that’s just Wolf Blitzer.
Benghazi — #*crickets*
And what mojo said. Choreographed like kabuki theater.
Y’all let me know how it comes out; I’ve got better things to do than to scream “Bullshit!” at an electronic device every twenty-seven seconds.
Reason2948602862371885493, I do not have a TV!
I’m afraid I might have to miss it. There is a rerun of “Green Acres” that I need to watch again.
Working with
CongressRepublicans is haaaaard.Therefore, I’ve stocked-up on executive-order forms.
(Sorry, Claire, I don’t have time, today, to write my whole list.)
Benghazi – double crickets
Fast and Furious – crickets with guns with silencers
From what I’ve heard today about HIS speech about HIM– I want to move to the country He is living in because it sure isn’t this one. IF— I was to be there I would bring a shit shoveling shovel with me.
“There are those who say something. Others say something else. I say these are false choices.”