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18 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 9:33 am |

    He shoulda used a glass. The water bottle looks so Kerryian.

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 9:42 am |

    He’s HUMAN a witch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. mojo
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 9:51 am |

    (spits) Fuckin’ VODKA!
    – Up In Smoke

  4. bocopro
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 10:33 am |

    By the ghost of Nixon, this hasta be some kinda fargin joke. Water-bottle-gate? YGBSM! Watergaffe? Gimmafriggin break.

    Who gives a dessicated rat’s ass if somebody grabs a slug of water during a delivery? Yeah, he was a bit clumsy about it, I s’pose, but what would they prefer, a Ron White moment with a glass of Dewar’s?

    HFS, drinking problem? The guy with a drinking problem is Hagel, who was clearly stoned on something during his Senate hearings. And what about Pelosi’s “We don’t have a spending problem in government.”

    Then there’s Mr. Gaffe himself, Foot-in-Mouth Joe, who apparently slams his head against a doorframe several times before each foto-op or interview.

    Hesus Kareesto! Calling this his “Rubiocon” moment is so absurd it doesn’t even warrant comment when we have a Senate which can’t pass a budget and a PotUS named Barry Drecords.

    Surely there’s something more substantive in the news that the left could cover instead of Waterbottlegate . . . . . Hey, how ‘bout Benghazi-Gate? Oh . . . sorry, lost my head there — that’d be embarrassing to Shrillary, Brennan, and Uh-Bam-Ugh!

  5. mojo
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 10:35 am |

    Rubio, Rubicon, get it? Hahaha.

    It’s for the rubes.l

  6. Hopefulone
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 10:36 am |

    I haven’t bothered to watch the clip but I have enjoyed that presepective. Reading about somebody’s career and their intellect being deemed lacking, due to some apparently visually awkward water break, reminds me of children picking on somebody for no real reason. Rubio is not “in” with the “cool” kids at the junior high school that is Washington politics. (But murderer Dorner *is* one of the “cool” kids.) Hmm…

    It’s almost as if it is a planned/coordinated attack against the next Conservative on their radar.

  7. Jess
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 11:24 am |

    They’re just pissed because he’s Hispanic AND drinking the water. They would be idolizing a bronze statue if he’d drink the Kool Aid

  8. Stick
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 11:48 am |

    Thank God Menendez didn’t take a sip of water while nailing that underage prostitute in the DR. Could have ended his career!
    ~Boortz

  9. geezerette
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 12:09 pm |

    It’s all just soooooooo brain numbingly stupid. What makes it so awful is when you think and realize 4 more years.

  10. Posted February 14, 2013 at 2:10 pm |

    I wish we could go back to the good old days when JFK having a mistress wasn’t a career ender, when Barney Frank running a homosexual brothel for underage boys wasn’t a career ender.

    Nowadays you wet your whistle and yer outta here.

  11. PeggyU
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 2:26 pm |

    Got it all wrong, people – that must not have been an environmentally friendly plastic bottle. Worst. Crime. Ever.

  12. Paul Moore
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 2:27 pm |

    At least he is using bottled water. I wouldn’t touch the tap water in D.C. It poisons the soul.

  13. mech
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 2:28 pm |

    One would have thought that Sarah Palin had taken a sip of water.

    ‘They’ apparently are pretty skeered of him.

    I’d like to kick his novice tail around the block for the foreign language crap–The key is a solid conservative message, not sucking up to the failed ‘consultants’.

  14. geezerette
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 2:29 pm |

    I’ll bet it’s Republican’s dirty water!! Don’t drink that Marco!!!

  15. Sigivald
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 3:12 pm |

    “You ever see a Russian drink a glass of water, Mandrake?”

  16. Dave
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 5:12 pm |

    Van Jones: “Marco Rubio Is Dangerous For Democrats”

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/02/12/van_jones_marco_rubio_is_dangerous_for_democrats.html

  17. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 6:42 pm |

    What this indicates is how scared the angry left and the presstitute media is. They are scared sh*tless of Rubio.

  18. mojo
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 11:27 am |

    “I first became aware of it during the physical act of love…”