The real war on women …

… is between Progressive and Conservative world-views.

Adapted from Implied Inference via The Looking Spoon


  1. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 6:43 pm |

    Only a prog thinks a woman can make a choice whether to kill a baby inside of her but isn’t capable of deciding how to protect herself.

  2. Merovign
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 6:54 pm |

    Democrats are the pro-rape party.

  3. geezerette
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 6:55 pm |

    After I shoot he may not be able to piss.

  4. mech
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 6:59 pm |

    Ahhhh, Fiona.

    The fool would be pitied who would dare mess with her.

    Sort of like Headmissy with an Irish accent.

  5. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 7:35 pm |

    screw it ladies!*

  6. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 7:54 pm |

    I never thought this would happen, but I actually have to agree with Roseanne Freakin’ Barr.

    (Well, maybe not the head-shot bit – centre of the visible mass and all that – but still …..)

  7. Posted February 21, 2013 at 8:50 pm |

    Thanks for the link! Nice adaptation, too, a lot more succinct & to the point!

  8. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 9:04 pm |

    Don’t tell rape victims to stop rape by murdering/maiming and doing time, try telling men not to rape. It works
    — Amanda Marcotte
    …….don’t take away my weapon of defense against a guy who won’t listen…tell people to stop shooting innocent people, Amanda.

    God these people are fricken morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 21, 2013 at 9:11 pm |

    Amanda Marcotte Andrew Breitbart

  10. Posted February 22, 2013 at 1:17 am |

    So, according to Ms. Marcotte all the prevention we need to do to stop rape is simply say “don’t rape?” Would this work for murders too? Maybe we should apply it to all of societies woes. It seems to be a cure-all. If it works so well, why haven’t we done this before? Are you serious?!? HOW brain-dead do you have to be to believe her assertion? How brain-dead is she to make it? Does she really believe what she’s saying? That we, as a society, do not look down on rape… of WOMEN? I really don’t know if there’s any hope left for humanity.

  11. Thunderbottom
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 6:40 am |

    #8, SondraK: I remember all the derision that the libprogs heaped on First Lady, Nancy Reagan for her “Just Say No” anti-drug campaign. We can’t get kids to say no to pre-marital sex and Ms. Marcotte would have us believe that all we have to do is “try telling men not to rape. It works.” – no, it does not, Ms. Marcotte. And now we have Bob Bechel claiming that no rapes have occurred on college campuses (except for “date rapes”, but, as Bob said, “You can’t just shoot your date.”) Libprog – a special kind of stupid.

  12. mojo
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 9:24 am |

    Everybody dance!

    *Cultural Ref

  13. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 9:27 am |

    “Excuse me, but a double barrel shotgun is empty when you fire two warning shots. That’s why this is a seven round pump.”

  14. kevino
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 9:38 am |

    War on women? How about women in war?

    Women is combat is OK, because they are perfectly capable of using a weapon in battle, but women using guns to defend themselves and their families is a bad idea because they aren’t capable. And this is supposed to make sense?

  15. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 9:42 am |

    ^ It’s not supposed to make sense to everyone, just liberals and not sense sense.

  16. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 11:25 am |

    The REAL war on women is conducted by those of the Islamic “faith”, carefully hidden by the Democrats and their lapdog media presstitutes.

    Recently in New Jersey a Muslim man was arrested for the beheading murder, including amputation of fingers, just like taught in the Koran, of two Coptic Christian immiigrants.

    I guess the media just couldn’t work the story in because of all the attention being given a foreign Olympic competitor and his murder of some model. That, and all the concerted effort going into blaming conservatives for the dereliction of duty of the liberals in Congress who are now getting exactly what they asked for and still blame Republicans.

    All of this proves, one more time, that the best way to tell what the left is up to is to just have a quick look at what they are accusing conservatives of.

    And, don’t forget who the their boss, the “great accuser” is…

  17. Posted February 22, 2013 at 11:52 am |

    The vagina: just shut it down.

  18. mojo
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 12:12 pm |


    That 3 dead gun battle between the black SUV and the Maserati in Vegas (above)?


    Yeah, me too.

  19. mojo
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 12:25 pm |

    Update: with extra bullshit sauce:

    His attorney, Vicki Greco, said his death was shocking.

    “Out of everyone I know in the rapping industry, there is no way I would have ever, ever expected to find that he was shot on the Las Vegas Strip in such an aggressive manner,” Greco said.

    “He didn’t have a [criminal] record or a history. He was just a good kid trying to make it and be a good father.” Cherry had two children, she said.

    (later in article)

    The newspaper reported that Cherry had several arrests in Oakland and Berkeley, many for gun charges. He was convicted on a gun charge in 2007, stemming from an arrest in Berkeley, sources told the Tribune, although details on that conviction weren’t immediately available.

  20. mech
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 12:26 pm |

    Mojo, Love your shocking avatar.

    Panic Buttons !!!!!

  21. mojo
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 12:52 pm |

    Mech: “Filthy HU-MANS!”

  22. mech
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 3:43 pm |

    Mojo, let’s discuss this further at Foodcourtia.

  23. mojo
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 3:50 pm |

    Ah, no… no, I don’t believe I’d care to be around for “The Snackening”…

  24. mojo
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 3:51 pm |

    Besides, the giant brain-eating leech is due to come out of it’s tank today, so…

  25. drew458
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 1:10 pm |

    Excellent graphic, distinctly American. And it solves so much of the ambiguity controversy that the original picture inspired …

    French ladies found the photo too soft, the perp too nice, the victim too yielding (or so my very poor French reading tells me). This version is righteously cut and dried.

    Although I do wish we could start a “buy Fiona a bacon cheeseburger a day” fund.

  26. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 5:28 pm |

    drew ^
    Thanks for the interesting source ref.
    Sometimes it’s hard to find where graphics originally came from,
    so I just credit the earliest source I can find.

  27. Buzz
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 5:55 pm |

    Drew, I’m afraid those cheeseburgers would go straight to her lips.

    ‘Tis a shame, Fiona is such an awesome character for Gabrielle, but her appearance is too much “caricature” for my taste and reminds of Melanie Griffith or Meg Ryan after destroying their cuteness.