What would the title of your autobiography be?
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” A Fish Out of Water”.
” Jack White’s a freaking package and anyone who doesn’t think so is stupid”
” Liberals are big fat stupid poo poo heads “
SELF: The Swim From Ambiguity Island Through The Sargasso Of Word Soup To Utter Obfuscation
” I heart bocopro even if he’s stupid and doesn’t appreciate Jack White”
“Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head (And other good advice I ignored)”
“My Fight Against Procrastination and I’ll Come up with a Subtitle Later”
Procrustinations, Ditherings and Brain Farts of a Not Quite Dead White Guy
Vol 1 – Diaper and Drool Days
Vol 2 – Know It All with a Hangover Era
Vol 3 – Productive Era
Vol 4 – Diaper and Drool Days
Umm errrr uh. What?
Depends on who writes it. . .
My Used To List
Another Life’s Useless Energy Spent.
“Kicking And screaming On The Road To Patience And Humility”
“And All The Weird Shit That Happened Along The Way
“Aw HELL No! Y’all HAD Your Chance!”
“God’s Gift to Women Speaks Out”
Skubie! The unauthorized autobiography.
But She Said It Would be Okay!
“Let’s Try This Again, Shall We?”
“Stuff I Said and Did and Stuff I Probably Should’ve Said and Done Instead”
“Who?”
“Dreams from My Father, and My Father’s Father, and My Father’s Father’s Father.”
“Wise-Ass Diaries”
(What? Oh, okay.)
“Travels with My Imaginary Friend”
Yeah, there’s more, but it just gets silly from here on.
“Damn, I can’t type all that again!”
My pen name would kill any autobiograpy. [...J Studly Bullnuts...]
“Honey, Can You Clean the Litter Box, Please?”
“Geezer Beezer, what the fuck was that all about?” I’m on the 49th chapter…
The Adventures of Freewheelin Franklin
Sometimes I click up one of the jukebox sites (such as tropicalglen.com) and click on a category then call up the top 100 and just let it play while I’m doin somethin equally trivial.
Tonite it’s C & W, and since my initial post (above) I’ve heard several lines in songs that match me to a “T” :
“I’m in a hurry and don’t know why”
“I wish I didn’t know know what I didn’t know then”
are two that frame my life from about 30 to 70.
Whiskey, Cigars, Women, and other Good Habits
Carry On, Wayward Son
Which is, coincidentally, the soundtrack to the movie.
“Oh Shit” (A Life in Words)
I feel More Like I do Now Than Before I got Here
Who was that?
the story of a so-so guy
What, me worry?
Alfred E. NewmanJim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Dogged Determination: There IS Life After Birth
LOL@ Burgie!!!!!!!!
“Sorry, God, for Wasting All Those Gifts”
^ dick (8): Still trying to figure out how you’re gonna write Vol 4 if all the paper is soggy.
As for me, I wouldn’t have an auto-biography. Don’t know shit about cars ….
“So this is the end”
(On the road of life with worn out shoes)
“I can’t wait until tomorrow, ’cause i get better looking every day”
subtitle “I made a career out of being wrong”
“He Did WHAT???”
Untold stories behind the late-night phone calls.
Whatevz
1st choice: Splitting the Arrow
I actually split an arrow once. It was mostly luck, but the arrow I split was already in the center of the gold, and it was one of mine. There were about 100 witnesses. The cheer that went up was quite intoxicating.
2nd choice: Jack White is a Douchebag who can’t even tune a guitar.
Too much of a good thing
Is still a good thing
“Sweat In My Eyes”
Or—Just the Tip–
“My Life: Leaving Out all the Air, Water, Food, and Crap Crap”
“Swell …”
“A Sliderule Mind in a Supercomputer World”
“Avoiding the Front Page, a Life Photographed on the Back Row”
“Quiet, Keeps to Himself, Kind of a Loner, Nobody Thought He’d Do Anything Like This”
geezerette ^^
Made me drop my seegar.
“Here, hold my beer and watch this!”
‘What’s in a name?”
“My Struggle”– wait, that’s been used.“Shit My Dad Says”– what – that’s been used, too?“No One Here Gets Out Alive”– Awww, come on!”Guess I’ll have to settle for ” In a Battle of Wits, I Came Unarmed”.
#19, Col. Jerry, sir: I’d read an autobiography by “Studley Bullnuts”.
Now I’m at my PC, I’ll try again:
“I been punched, kicked, stabbed, shot, poisoned, dog bit, scorpion stung, helecopter crashed, skull fractured, maimed and blown up.”
Subtitle: “And that was just my first marriage”.
“Always Hopeful. Not Disappointed.”
I hope that I can say that, eventually, despite the government committing child abuse through the profligacy of the whores on Capitol Hill and across the country.
^^ # 34 – “I wouldn’t have an auto-biography. Don’t know shit about cars ….” Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
me neither …
The Audacity of KampfMein HopeI Was a Teenage Choomster
“At Least I Was No Joe Biden”
“Too much insomnia”
or
“How I learned to live without much sleep”