Disingenuous dufus shoots mouth off self in foot … misses

Awfercryinoutloud, Joooe …

“I said, `Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony … take that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house,”‘ Biden said. [more]

Not only is that freakin’ illegal, jackass, it’s dangerous and ineffective … and now your gun’s empty.
I mean, shouldn’t women just depend on their Secret Service bodyguards?
(What? No, no seminar today.)

Finish your assignment! »

Besides, you might hurt some skeets.

UPDATE »

Forgot to officially recognize the effort.
Other awards may be found here.

10 Comments!

  1. Steve Skubinna
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 11:23 am |

    Sure is a good thing that dopey Sarah Palin isn’t Vice President, huh? Bekuz she am reel dum.

    It’s understandable that a President wants a VP who will not outshine him intellectually. It’s revealing how low Obama had to go to find one.

  2. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 11:46 am |

    ^ Yep
    Also, Joe “Impeachment Insurance” Biden.

  3. Steve Skubinna
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 12:47 pm |

    “Impeachment Insurance?” At this point I’ll take the babbling moron over the malevolent saboteur.

  4. geezerette
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 1:37 pm |

    I once assumed that the more he talked the sooner the citizens of this country would realize what a Bull crapping ignorant man he is. I was the one who got ass u’d.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm |

    What Steve said.
    And with the ammo locked up, Dr. Jill (PhD Education hahahaha) would probably mash a finger snapping that ole double shut.
    Either that or she’d dump the barrels and/or the ammo on the ground.
    And by the time she got out the gun, the ammo, opened the ammo box, figured out how to open the breech, the invaders would haved raped her twice and thrown the shotgun off the balcony, both barrels.

  6. Posted February 22, 2013 at 3:48 pm |

    Maybe he’s just not that fond of his wife

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 4:00 pm |

    May I suggest a *NO FLY ZONE* be immediately posted above Plug`s house by FAA for helocopeters? (…but—–with a waiver for CNN helocopeters….)

  8. Merovign
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 5:17 pm |

    Biden is just such an unutterable liar and a fucking idiot.

    I mean, it’s embarrassing to be from the same country as that asshole.

  9. Freddie Sykes
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 12:50 pm |

    1. Remember when Barry was a state senator he voted to punish people who used a gun to defend their homes if it violated gun control laws.

    2. My advice to women being threatened is based on combing the advice of Piers Morgan and old Western movies: buy a single shot pistol and remember to save the last bullet for yourself.

  10. s2
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 9:46 pm |

    Now with visuals! #Hilarious