tonight’s celebrity wtf award goes to….


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26 Comments!

  1. Merovign
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 12:13 am |

    I have a strong distaste for politicians. I have a strong distaste for celebrities.

    This is not a good combination for me.

    Maybe she will be opening supermarkets soon.

  2. Posted February 25, 2013 at 12:31 am |

    Infomercials and soap operas. president Kardashian and his wife haven’t done those yet!

  3. Stick
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 5:00 am |

    Look at me! I married the Emperor!

  4. Jess
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 5:02 am |

    It’s just another example of a pretentious turd. They all stink and they all don’t have a clue of how much they irritate anyone with more sense than a ball of clay.

  5. A.Men
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 6:36 am |

    Can’t wait for those bangs to cover its whole face!

    Vomit.

  6. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 6:48 am |

    The self-celebrating H’wood cult and the self-worshiping DC cult meet at an ego-stroking Ogasm. Well, their images meet … which is kind’a, you know, appropriate, innit?
    (What? Why would you be surprised? Obama’s tax-deductions for H’wood bought the airtime.)

    But, y’know what reeeeally pisses me off?
    Yeah, using military as pretty props and extras in a commercial promotion.

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 7:14 am |

    HO in Chief.

  8. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 7:47 am |

    Doug…yep. And commenting on that makes us racist anti-American haters.

  9. mojo
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 7:49 am |

    Is there no getting away from these classless weasels in the White House? Jesus fucking christ, what’s Moochelle doing at the Oscars, handing out awards? Hello – NOBODY ELECTED YOU TO NOTHING, bitch! Hit the fucking bricks!

  10. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 8:01 am |

    Oh, FF’sS.

    Those bangs remind me of Chuck Barris on The Gong Show — long enuff he didn’t hafta look.
    [this was before Visine Get the Red Out...]

    …or Moe.

    @ Merovign #1 — “She’d go to the opening of an envelope!”
    …oh, wait….

  11. Just Sayin
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 8:03 am |

    So… Washington is Hollywood for ugly people?

  12. geezerette
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 8:06 am |

    She’s going through her “change” which is changing from being an angry young person to an older woman trying to look like she should have when she was that young angry woman. She is the First Lady of our country not an aging celebrity trying to compete with the young ones. The Bomster must be checking out the young stuff while he tours the country. No young stuff in under the desk in the Oval Office like Clinton ’cause he’s never there. Four More Years!!!

  13. rickn8or
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 8:07 am |

    Doug…yep. And commenting on that makes us racist anti-American haters.

    Okay, FINE. That’s what I am then.

    I’ve been called worse than that by people who LIKE me.

  14. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 8:08 am |

    So that means everyone entering the Oscars was patted down and searched for weapons, yes?

    No?

  15. Posted February 25, 2013 at 8:31 am |

    I think she was expecting Obama to win.

  16. geezerette
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 9:01 am |

    When I see that picture of her and the military props behind her I want to stand up and scream and clap and clap and scream Yeah Yeah!!

  17. TimO
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 9:31 am |

    I turned off the TV and went to bed.

    I’m surprised Nicholson didn’t award them the Oscar for Best Performance Fooling the Public during the election….

  18. mojo
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 10:14 am |

    “Man, I hate it when that happens…”

  19. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 10:19 am |

    I just watched the clip and it’s even creepier than I thought.

  20. Posted February 25, 2013 at 10:27 am |

    Well, glad I clipped my toenails instead of watching.

  21. PeggyU
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 12:40 pm |

    Mr. Death – ! He didn’t receive “best actress”? Bet he’ll blame Bush or the teleprompter.

  22. bocopro
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm |

    Time once again for the annual hyperbole ritual of the detached and insulated perpetually self-congratulatory TinselTown narcissists. Phony self-inflating “stars” who flash their egos faster than gold-shield TV detectives flash their badges. Shallow, egotistical, posturing, vain, self-promoting, twaddle merchants are bigger hypocrites than Kennedys and Clintons.

    The “ceremony” is painfully predictable, laboriously lengthy, and adolescently artificial. The days of meaningful spectacle have given way to spectacular meaninglessness. Artistic expression has morphed into gratuitous exposure. Riveting action has decayed into purposeless destruction. Intense dialogue has descended into profane doggerel. What was once the universally accepted symbol of excellence in film entertainment has degenerated into the international symbol for pompous, superficial, overhyped, overpaid, and overexposed jackasses.

    Yes fine actors still appear in good films . . . occasionally. But all too often, the criteria for determining a project’s artistic value are the body count, the size of the explosions, and the frequency of frontal nudity. When a blatant collection of lies, exaggerations, and out-of-context excerpts such as Fahrenheit 9-11 can win the prize for best “DOCUMENTARY,” no giant leap of logic is needed to identify the indelible agenda on the committee’s minds. And when Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth can be sold as unbiased, uncorrupted, undeniable science in our schools, we are looking up the wrong end of a rancid goat.

    The profligate gala is false, it’s freaky, and it’s flaky. I’d rather watch a rerun of Burns & Allen than a rigged, overstated, meaningless, mutual masturbation exercise by smug, overdressed, undereducated, ill-advised, self-indulgent, thoughtless, one-hit-wonder twits whose only skill is in taking direction from unstable exhibitionists while saying words aloud that were written by neurotic recluses addicted to designer drugs.

  23. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 3:23 pm |

    For Claire (10)

  24. Buzz
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 7:09 pm |

    Amen, bocopro.

    You said it all.

  25. Fat Baxter
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 9:29 pm |

    “…and presenting the award for ‘Best Makeup in a Star Wars Remake’ is the First Wookie herself…..”

  26. Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:56 am |

    http://sonofsoylentgreen.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/irjm.jpg