today’s audience participation

Match up a television or movie character with a corresponding KisPian personality……..

33 Comments!

  1. Posted February 25, 2013 at 11:31 am |

    My sister used to say John Crichton of Farscape reminded her of me.

    Or are we not supposed to do ourselves?

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 12:00 pm |

    ^ Yur a KisPian character:)

  3. mojo
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm |

    I see Sean Connery playing me in the movie. Question is, which movie?

  4. geezerette
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 1:31 pm |

    I used to be Kathrine Heigal as Stephanie Plum in One for the Money but now I suppose I’d have to be Debbie Reynolds as Gramma Muzzer.

  5. bocopro
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 1:46 pm |

    Not sure why, but the first association that broke the surface of my thought pool was Dr. Brennan (“Bones” on Bones) with Claire.

    Of course that’s a bit of a stretch since Claire has a healthy and profound sense of sarc/irony/humor while Bones is almost Spockian in her brutally literal approach to issues.

    I guess what made the association in my mind was the quickness, thoroughness, attention to detail, and dogged persistency in the pursuit of truth which they share.

    IRL she might very well be more like Ziva on NCIS in terms of her self-sufficiency and potential for danger if assaulted.

    Some of the guys here definitely show occasional flashes of DiNozzo. And some of the one-liners are downright Brisco-esque.

    Sorry, but I don’t watch prime-time sitcoms or reality shows, so I’m not up to speed on a lot of popular TV characters.

  6. Posted February 25, 2013 at 2:11 pm |

    Can I be Rowdy Yates? Pleeeeze?

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  7. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 2:14 pm |

    Missy (Sondra) — Fiona (Burn Notice) X Maya (Just Shoot Me!)
    TUA — Elaine (Seinfeld) X Ellen (Ellen)
    Claire, whom I’ve never met — Zoë (Firefly) X Miss Landers (Leave it to Beaver)
    Melissa — Abbie X Zeva (NCIS)
    ColJ, whom I’ve never met — Maj Kong (Dr Strangelove) X Maj Boyington (Black Sheep Squadron)
    You others? — Villagers (witch sketch in Monty Python’s Holy Grail)

    (What? Oh, sure, I prob’ly meant that in a good way. Yeahhh … prob’ly did.)

  8. mojo
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 2:25 pm |

    Didya see this? Hilarious – lying shit-weasel Jay Carney gets his nuts caught in a crack, flees.

    “He’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview!”
    – Fargo

  9. Jess
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 2:29 pm |

    I envision SondraK as Shirley Temple with an attitude:

    “Golly gee willikers. I’m afraid I’ll have to stomp a mudhole in your ass…if I don’t shoot you first.”

  10. mojo
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 2:35 pm |

    I’VE GOT IT! (Thanks, Doug!)

    If I’m a “villager” I wanna be the Police Commissionaire from “Young Frankenstein”.

    “A RIOT iss an ugly t’ing… und I t’ink it’s yust about time ve had one!”

    “Vallowingk in his vater’s vootschteps.”

  11. Posted February 25, 2013 at 2:43 pm |

    Remember that Horse in Blazing Saddles that Mongo took offense too?

    Yeah, sometimes I feel like that…..

  12. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 3:07 pm |

    Black Knight in “Holy Grail”

  13. Posted February 25, 2013 at 3:25 pm |

    The only KisPian I’ve ever met besides me was MiT… And she’s so much better in real life than any movie or tv character…

  14. Edd Zachary
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 4:45 pm |

    Know of none of you but,……… My impression of two you (sorry if I offend)

    Doug because of his avatar ; Angel Eyes (Clarence Leroy Van Cleef Jr.) in the Good the Bad and the Ugly

    Melissa with the legs ; Sarita (Raguel Welch) in 100 Rifles

  15. geezerette
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 5:17 pm |

    I’m a villager with cocoa nuts. Clopidy cloping.

  16. staghounds
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 5:28 pm |

    Dennis the Peasant.

  17. Paul Moore
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 5:45 pm |

    Edd; I think the reference is to Col. Douglas Mortimer in “For a Few Dollars More”
    I still remember the tune his pocket watch played.

  18. Annoyed White Male
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 6:35 pm |

    <——-

  19. Annoyed White Male
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 6:37 pm |

    I’m Achmed- outraged, tries to be scary, but is actually rather pathetic. Either that or I’m Ensign Redshirt, any episode of the original Star Trek.

  20. Freddie Sykes
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 7:10 pm |

    Freddie Sykes. Doh!

    Oh my, what a bunch! Big tough ones, hunh? Here you are with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with.

  21. s2
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 8:24 pm |

    I’m pretty sure your typical ‘Lympian is this guy.

  22. Fat Baxter
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 9:33 pm |

    Joe Btfsplk

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Btfsplk

  23. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 9:51 pm |

    This is Doug:)

  24. mech
    Posted February 25, 2013 at 10:13 pm |

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Headmissy had some moves like Natasha Romanoff.

  25. Steve Skubinna
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 12:43 am |

    No, Headmissy is more like Natasha Fatale. Which might make JR Boris Badenov but I dunno because he’s not really a KisP character except in the abstract, like Mrs. Columbo.

  26. geezerette
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 7:04 am |

    How about a movie with and about everyone as them selves? Now that would be amazing.

  27. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 7:11 am |

    ^ I LOVE that:)

  28. logdogsmith
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 7:53 am |

    In no way, shape, or form do I think of myself as some sort of hero, though I’m proud to say I didn’t piss myself or freeze when shot at. Yet with my screen character I share some of his in the discoveries about himself. At one point he was a smart assed heathen, drinking and chasing skirts all the time. At another point he found religion, but severely limited himself too much by not recognizing how much he did not understand about God.
    That is why I can associate myself with the character of Sgt York as portrayed by Gary Cooper.

  29. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 10:13 am |

    Missy (23)
    *heh* Yeah, okay.

  30. Posted February 26, 2013 at 10:55 am |

    Me: Joe Pesci as Leon from Lethal Weapon 2.

  31. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 2:15 pm |

    ^ Okay, okay, okay …
    (‘zat the right one?)

  32. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 3:31 pm |

    Numma 26/ G-ette,

    A movie as ourselves? Such a movie would stifle the movie raters. They would not be able to decide between *G* and *X* rated…. My sense is, there might be one vote for *G* with all the rest, *X*. Which, creating a dilemma, might lead to a new rating, designated *XO* meaning “Children under the age of 40 must be accompanied by grandparents”.

    The new rating, by itself, would generate about 10 million dollars, especially if vidcams were allowed for those under age 20! Mainly, for the purpose of devastating the next Thanksgiving dinner family gathering.

    The younger family members would discover that nothing is true and nothing is new!!!!!!
    Which, MIGHT, cause them to pay fucking attention to our advice…..?

    If not, feel no pain in cleaning up the family tree……………………………..

  33. geezerette
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 4:46 pm |

    Seeee Colonel Jerry that’s what I mean!! How good is that? Before we even start you have it rated and a theme.