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Mmmmmmmm…. pie

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“We’ll be feeding low-income children to starving Old People!!!11!!!!!332!11!!!!@2!2@@$”


  1. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 10:34 am |

    but what’s that in cupcakes?

  2. PeggyU
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 10:39 am |

    I believe that should be a shit pie, since that’s really what we’ll be left with when all is said and done.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 11:36 am |

    It seems ironic, but the slice size of the big pie looks almost like Mooschelle`s slice size of a pie——for reallys…..

  4. rickn8or
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 11:49 am |

    PeggyU, more like our grandkids will be left to clean up the mess.

  5. Nomen Nescio
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 12:21 pm |

    Point of Order: Is there a 2013 Budget??? Passed by congress and signed by the president?

  6. Jess
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 12:55 pm |

    I sometimes wonder what would happen if about 25 million taxpayers went to work, claimed 9 dependents and their employers quit sending in tax deposits. What would they do? Hire someone to go after them with the promise of a paycheck…maybe? I’m willing to bet there would be some soiled underwear in Washington.

  7. mojo
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 1:00 pm |

    “What could happen with an old fashioned?”

  8. Merovign
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 2:15 pm |

    Democrats lie about everything. Most reporters are Democrats. Most people get their news from reporters. Therefore, we are all going to die.

  9. mojo
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 2:36 pm |

    Broken lines broken strings
    Broken threads broken springs
    Broken idols broken heads
    People sleeping in broken beds
    Ain’t no use jiving
    Ain’t no use joking
    Everything is broken.

    Broken bottles broken plates
    Broken switches broken gates
    Broken dishes broken parts
    Streets are filled with broken hearts
    Broken words never meant to be spoken
    Everything is broken.

    Seem like every time you stop and turn around
    Something else just hit the ground
    Broken cutters broken saws
    Broken buckles broken laws
    Broken bodies broken bones
    Broken voices on broken phones
    Take a deep breath feel like you’re chokin’
    Everything is broken.

    Everytime you leave and go off someplace
    Things fall to pieces in my face
    Broken hands on broken ploughs
    Broken treaties broken vows
    Broken pipes broken tools
    People bending broken rules
    Hound dog howling bullfrog croaking
    Everything is broken.
    – Robert Zimmerman

  10. geezerette
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 4:35 pm |

    #5 I’ve been asking about that for ??? how long. All of this going on and no one I mean no one even the ones who should mention anything about not having a budget for 4 years. What’s really happening to this country? Why are we who ask the only ones who care?

  11. Merovign
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 5:22 pm |

    geezerette: Your government has stopped responding. Please contact technical support before restarting or shutting down your computer and note what you were running (corruption, cronyism, huge debts) at the time.

    Everybody in DC works for DC, they don’t work for us. Their job is not to help us control the government, it’s to help the government control us. That goes for the so-called “special interests” as well, while they perform some limited influence, primarily *they* are lobbied by the government, which is the biggest lobby of all.

    We aren’t the only ones asking, we’re just filtered out by the MFM and the bureaucracy and the rest of the “insiders.”

  12. PeggyU
    Posted February 26, 2013 at 6:12 pm |

    Merovign – What’s even more disheartening is that the same is true of local government. The system is rotted through to the core.

  13. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 8:03 am |

    “You Americans are so gullible. No, you won’t accept Communism outright; but we’ll keep feeding you small doses of Socialism until you will finally wake up and find that you already have Communism. We won’t have to fight you; we’ll so weaken your economy, until you fall like overripe fruit into our hands.”

    –Nikita Khrushchev

  14. SteveHGraham
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 10:38 am |

    Is…is there really a federal PIE? Is it still WARM?

  15. mech
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 10:52 am |


    The pie is still warm and steamy, but hasn’t had a pie pan for over 4 years.

    So maybe it’s just a steaming pile that won’t stop growing.