long overdue

And the first “Canute” goes tooo …
the EeePeeAaaaaa!

In yet another green folly, the lawless Environmental Protection Agency continues to fine gasoline producers for not using cellulosic biofuels in quantities that don’t exist, making only more pain at the pump.

Last month, a federal court dealt a serious blow to the Environmental Protection Agency’s renewable fuels push by ruling that the agency exceeded its authority by mandating refiners use cellulosic biofuels, which aren’t commercially available. The EPA’s lawless response in a lawless administration was to raise its requirements. [more]

Feller over ta Soylent Green*? Well, he reckoned we ought’a burn down that there EPA.
Now, here’s the thing …
Danged if I can find a flaw in his argument.

* Site is NSFW

Note: the other award plaques may be found here.


  1. Freddie Sykes
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 2:35 am |

    The EPA pretty much accomplished its mission by 1980 and has been inflicting damage on us ever since.

  2. Posted February 27, 2013 at 4:51 am |

    Brilliant. Linked.

  3. MikeG
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 6:59 am |

    Yesterday Minnesota (now being completely run by leftist asshats,) ordered a one year moratorium on anyone starting up new companies to provide silica sand for fracking purposes. It seems there are those who believe the procedure is eeeeevil. We have to take a year to study it. I’m sure the EPA has it’s mitts in here somewhere. Lets make it hard for the folks in North Dakota to extract any of that icky dirty oil that could potentially free us from the bondage of mid east crude.

    Careful about burning down the EPA Doug. That might make a lot of pollutin’ smoke. I do have an overabundance of matches at my house…..

  4. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:40 am |

    There truly is no excuse now for anyone complying with any EPA directive.

    They’ve proven themselves to be totally rogue, and should be treated as outlaws – in the original sense of the word.

    (Which for those who don’t know, was a person who lived not only outside the law’s limitations, but also outside the law’s protections.)

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 10:08 am |

    cellulosic biofuels ???
    WTF – we used to call that wood. They want us to go back to smoggy woodstoves? The EPA already wrote rules against that after that last oil shortage.

  6. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 10:15 am |

    SG (2)
    And thanks for the reminder that there may be readers out there who haven’t stumbled across the previous awards, so I added a link to a wiki page where I uploaded ‘em all to see.

  7. geezerette
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 6:16 pm |

    Fund the EPA cut the military and starve homeless crippled children. Empty the prisons.

  8. mojo
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 3:12 pm |

    And don’t miss this: Life on other planets

    There’s a joke here about life on Uranus, but I’m not allowed to tell it. Feel free to make up your own.