today’s audience participation

First I _______________, then I ____________ …

18 Comments!

  1. bocopro
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 6:15 pm |

    First I was a centrist moderate ’til I was about 25; then I began to realize what the hell was going on and became a conservative for the next 50 years.

  2. geezerette
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 6:19 pm |

    First I said NO and than I said Oh what the hell go for it.

  3. Buzz
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:17 pm |

    lick

    stick

  4. logdogsmith
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:41 pm |

    Speak
    Think

  5. Caged Insanity
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 7:52 pm |

    Drink

    Smoke

    Star up the car, and try to make the midnight show.

    Get up
    Everybody’s gonna move their feet
    Get down
    Everybody’s gonna leave their seat

  6. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 8:23 pm |

    tap my watch
    hold it up to my ear
    shake my head sheepishly, realizing that it’s electronic

    unzip
    pee
    shake

    leap
    look
    rub the parts that hurt

    write comment
    post the comment
    edit the comment to remove the typos, misspellings, and stupid stuff

    (What? Nope, quittin’ now before I have edit the snot out of it.)

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 8:34 pm |

    First screw it up,
    then really screw it up trying to fix it, turn air blue
    …then look around to see if anybody heard me,
    …then throw it out into the still blue air and start over.

  8. iD
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 9:23 pm |

    First I nuke, then I pave.

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 9:24 pm |

    tweeting: type… look like a douche.

  10. Blue Max
    Posted February 27, 2013 at 10:04 pm |

    First I hear Obama’s ideas for economic recovery through crushing the job creators, then I laugh and laugh and laugh.

    Then I hear Obama’s ideas for improving health care by destroying medical care and I redouble my laughing.

    If I didn’t laugh a lot I would be a very, very unhappy and depressed person for the next four years.

  11. Jess
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 4:42 am |

    “started thinking”
    “fell asleep”

  12. Stick
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 5:29 am |

    9) Missy

    tweeting: (1) type… (2)look like a douche.
    (3)Twitchy PROVES you’re a douche.

  13. geezerette
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 8:32 am |

    Twitchy proves you’re a douche —- than I say I was taken out of context.

  14. JoeBandMember
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 9:03 am |

    See network news come on.

    Turn off the TV.

  15. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:06 am |

    First I dropped a bottle of Evan Williams Kaintuck Sour Mash,1783 on the concrete garage floor, then I licked it up! {…noooo, not the glass; do I look stoopid?…}

  16. mojo
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:58 am |

    punched dat fool
    busted outta there

  17. mech
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 11:46 am |

    Stop to think
    Forget to start again

    put on shoes and socks
    remember it works better the other way around

  18. Thunderbottom
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 3:02 pm |

    #17, mech: I understand that our new SecDef, Chuck Hagel, puts index cards, reading “TGIF”, on his shoes and slippers before he goes to bed (TGIF: “Toes go in first”).