today’s celebrity awwWTF

…Perez Hilton announced on Wednesday that he had become a father to a baby boy…

19 Comments!

  1. PatrickP
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 12:31 am |

    There are some pretty awful people with children. He seems relatively harmless.

  2. Mumblix Grumph
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 1:38 am |

    If he’s trying to feed the kid, I don’t think it’ll work that way.

  3. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 5:38 am |

    Did it spring from his forehead, fully armored, as the goddess Athena . . . or is there a mother somewhere?

    Just another fashion accessory . . .

  4. Just Sayin'
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 6:44 am |

    Quick, somebody draw a dripping penis in front of the child’s face, Perez would want it that way.

  5. icemaned13
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 7:38 am |

    Insert “Whadda Monkey fly’s out of his butt” joke

  6. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 7:54 am |

    Thank God it’s not a girl. People can be real assholes to girls…………

  7. geezerette
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 8:25 am |

    Sondra!!! Sowy I think I took that the wong way. Anyhooo— He? can’t breast feeeeed but he can ummm well you know get close to his child and bond.

  8. JoeBandMember
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 8:53 am |

    An abomination for a pervert to be allowed to adopt.

    I don’t care what anybody says, or what laws man changes to allow for this homosexual perversion sickness to prosper. It’s still as wrong as wrong can possibly be.

    Call me names. Kick me off the blog, I don’t care. Nobody will change my opinion on this.

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 9:49 am |

    How did Mario Lavandiero become Perez Hilton and why? Two words that do NOT come to my mind: Immaculate Fucking Conception!

  10. geezerette
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 9:52 am |

    How how how how how– How the hell is any of this WTF stuff happening?

  11. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:18 am |

    Satan’s minions, Geezer.

  12. mojo
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:57 am |

    Named “Prop”…

  13. PatrickP
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:58 am |

    It’s an abomination for a pervert homo to adopt, but it’s super ok for any random obese red neck welfare queen to roll in the mud with some slack jawed tattooed POS and pop out a baby. Then proceed to raise it poorly and teach it nothing and then the kid grows up fat and stupid like about a third of this country’s population. Because that’s natural, dammit.

    Is the best and preferred arrangement a man and woman raising a child? Absolutely. Does this mean there are no other possibilities? No. Do all gay men make good parents. No effing way. (Although I would.)

  14. JoeBandMemberâ„¢
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 4:16 pm |

    Way to deflect. You should try the Olympian comments section.

  15. PatrickP
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 4:20 pm |

    Deflect what?

  16. The Ugly American
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm |

    One thing’s for sure, you’d never see Patrick in line at the grocery store with a cart full of lunchables.

    Talk about child abuse…

  17. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 8:38 pm |

    Patrick would be a far far better father than mine was!

  18. Claire
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:30 pm |

    But the Important Part is, Paris seems to have already lost the Baby Weight!

    ….whaa?

    Oh.

    Crap.

  19. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 28, 2013 at 10:51 pm |

    ^ LOL!!!!!!!!!!