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  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 11:29 am |

    Real men have a three day stubble because they’ve been away from civilization for three days, hunting, fighting, trekking or other isolated and demanding physical endeavors.
    Other “men” have a three day stubble because they’re metrosexuals or fashion models.

  2. Buzz
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 11:56 am |

    Full disclosure: I carry a “man purse” when I travel in foreign countries.

    That said, however, young fools have recently made the mistake of challenging me to arm wrestling or other feats of physical ability. It didn’t end well for them. Even rounding 2nd and heading for 3rd base of my 45th year on this rock, I still take decent care of my mental and physical blessings from God. -It would be spit in His eye if I didn’t!

  3. Posted May 16, 2013 at 11:59 am |

    Weaker men wear manties, ruffles, carry purses, and cry in public, and touch things up a bit with a little bronzer, because they are secure in their manhood. That’s their story.

    Real men are puzzled by the concept of being secure in one’s manhood.

  4. Posted May 16, 2013 at 12:33 pm |

    Real men work hard take care of their families.

    Today’s boy-men can’t commit to having a family.

    Real men have an inner compass and inner strength.

    Today’s boy-men have neither. Instead, they have GPS and vitamin water.

  5. geezerette
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 1:03 pm |

    GPS and mineral water and shave their whole bodies.

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 1:22 pm |

    Interesting to note that when I joined the Marine Corps in 1962, the recruiting policy of the Corps at that time was: : To recruit *farm boys* as much as possible. We were stronger, spent most of our lives working outdoors in all weather and started each day before sunrise and did not quit until it was dark……”

    Sort of like the Marine Corps!

  7. Caged Insanity
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 1:48 pm |

    Real men don’t allow others to define who they are.

  8. mojo
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 2:22 pm |

    Old Joke Punchlines:

    “It takes a REAL man to drive a cab in Rome!”

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 2:31 pm |

    Liberal “men” are pasty pussies.

  10. geezerette
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 4:11 pm |

    Liberal men ride girly bikes, wear momma jeans, and don’t like to stand in the rain. The real man has to hold libs umbrella. When the hell is he going to have a press conference with out having a PM to protect him??? I wonder what they think of our country???

  11. jlw
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 4:21 pm |

    new voter criterion

    if you can’t bench press your weight, you can’t vote.

  12. CAPT Mike
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 5:32 pm |

    *Please* add the photo of Obama riding a girl’s bike with the chickenshit plastic helmut!

  13. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 5:58 pm |

    STUDY: Grass = Green :: Sky = Blue

    [tkx 4 ur tax $$$!!!]

  14. JoeBandMember ≠
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 6:03 pm |

    Wiberwal men thit down to pee.

  15. geezerette
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 6:10 pm |

    I’ll bet they wipe the end off after^^^^^

  16. Posted May 16, 2013 at 6:17 pm |

    Individual liberty, and the responsibility that go with it, are Alpha male traits.

    Letting the government take care of you is a Beta male trait.

    Alpha men tend to be stronger. Go figure.

  17. Paul
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 6:45 pm |

    Actually it’s true.

    Weak men tend to want more socialism to protect themselves from other, stronger, men. Their idea of guidance is by committee.

    And strong men don’t give a shit about ‘it takes a village’. They feel just the guidance off a good man and woman is all a child needs to grow up right.

  18. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted May 16, 2013 at 8:45 pm |

    “Real men are puzzled by the concept of being secure in one’s manhood.” — Walt (3)

    Have ‘em engrave that on the rotunda of your monument, Walt.

  19. Stick
    Posted May 17, 2013 at 4:08 am |

    Why do conservatives have the best looking women? Because real women don’t want another dependent.

  20. OC
    Posted May 17, 2013 at 10:07 am |

    Of sheep dogs and sheep……..

    OC

  21. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted May 18, 2013 at 6:23 am |

    Weaker men more likely to support
    welfare state, wealth
    distribution … rely on stronger men to carry guns & ammo.