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Knowledge is Power
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Real men have a three day stubble because they’ve been away from civilization for three days, hunting, fighting, trekking or other isolated and demanding physical endeavors.
Other “men” have a three day stubble because they’re metrosexuals or fashion models.
Full disclosure: I carry a “man purse” when I travel in foreign countries.
That said, however, young fools have recently made the mistake of challenging me to arm wrestling or other feats of physical ability. It didn’t end well for them. Even rounding 2nd and heading for 3rd base of my 45th year on this rock, I still take decent care of my mental and physical blessings from God. -It would be spit in His eye if I didn’t!
Weaker men wear manties, ruffles, carry purses, and cry in public, and touch things up a bit with a little bronzer, because they are secure in their manhood. That’s their story.
Real men are puzzled by the concept of being secure in one’s manhood.
Real men work hard take care of their families.
Today’s boy-men can’t commit to having a family.
Real men have an inner compass and inner strength.
Today’s boy-men have neither. Instead, they have GPS and vitamin water.
GPS and mineral water and shave their whole bodies.
Interesting to note that when I joined the Marine Corps in 1962, the recruiting policy of the Corps at that time was: : To recruit *farm boys* as much as possible. We were stronger, spent most of our lives working outdoors in all weather and started each day before sunrise and did not quit until it was dark……”
Sort of like the Marine Corps!
Real men don’t allow others to define who they are.
Old Joke Punchlines:
“It takes a REAL man to drive a cab in Rome!”
Liberal “men” are pasty pussies.
Liberal men ride girly bikes, wear momma jeans, and don’t like to stand in the rain. The real man has to hold libs umbrella. When the hell is he going to have a press conference with out having a PM to protect him??? I wonder what they think of our country???
new voter criterion
if you can’t bench press your weight, you can’t vote.
*Please* add the photo of Obama riding a girl’s bike with the chickenshit plastic helmut!
STUDY: Grass = Green :: Sky = Blue
[tkx 4 ur tax $$$!!!]
Wiberwal men thit down to pee.
I’ll bet they wipe the end off after^^^^^
Individual liberty, and the responsibility that go with it, are Alpha male traits.
Letting the government take care of you is a Beta male trait.
Alpha men tend to be stronger. Go figure.
Actually it’s true.
Weak men tend to want more socialism to protect themselves from other, stronger, men. Their idea of guidance is by committee.
And strong men don’t give a shit about ‘it takes a village’. They feel just the guidance off a good man and woman is all a child needs to grow up right.
Have ‘em engrave that on the rotunda of your monument, Walt.
Why do conservatives have the best looking women? Because real women don’t want another dependent.
Of sheep dogs and sheep……..
OC