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“The men under the influence…” adresses the recent change in roles in heterosexual relationships from the relationships of our predecessors and how those changes have affected men in particular. the photos attempt to capture men’s sense of loss reference, now that women have taken a step forward and have finally come into their own as equal partners. The project consists of full-lenght portraits of men wearing the clothes of their girlfriends or wifes, taken in the space shared by the couple.

45 Comments!

  1. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 12:55 pm |

    Eye bleach, Quick!!

  2. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 1:20 pm |

    whipped

  3. PeggyU
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 1:31 pm |

    Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? ‘Cause I’m wearing yours, and they’re not doing the trick.

  4. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 1:49 pm |

    For the record:
    I own nothing shown in that photo.

  5. bocopro
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 2:15 pm |

    Man steppin outside his house dressed like that in the 40s and 50s was just begging for someone to kick his ass, even the girls.

    Steinhem said it perfectly: “We have become the men we once wanted to marry.”

    And then along came John, who said, “Puthies and thithies, let’th danth.”

  6. Stick
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 2:46 pm |

    A customer of mine took his family to Key West. Walking down Duval with his kids, he spies a 6’4″ guy in a red dress & red 4″ pumps walking towards them. He’s trying to come up with the words to explain this to his kids when the dude in a low gravel voice says “Welcome to Key West.”

    He’s freaking out when his seven year old asks “Dad, how long has that guy been smoking?”

  7. katzemeow
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 2:50 pm |

    First: WTF?!?!?
    Second: Their wives/girlfriends have horrendous taste in clothing.
    Lastly: WTF?!?!?!?!

  8. One Man Gang
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 3:05 pm |

    “Yo’ Honor, da b*tch UGLY!”

    - Velvet Jones (Eddie Murphy on SNL when both he and it were funny)

  9. katzemeow
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 3:09 pm |

    Oh & if my man can fit into ANY of my clothes something is very very very wrong with one of us.

  10. Jess
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 3:27 pm |

    That’s one ugly women. I imagine her husband looks like hammered shit.

  11. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 4:49 pm |

    The project consists of full-lenght portraits of men wearing the clothes of their girlfriends or wifes, taken in the space shared by the couple.

    I was just thinking … it could be that this guy’s girlfriend is actually a boyfriend.

    Which does NOT improve things a whole lot …..

  12. Mumblix Grumph
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 5:38 pm |

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9iJh1pGwag

  13. Paul Moore
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 6:21 pm |

    The Missus and I used to wear each others clothes sometimes, but she was a big gal, and tee shirts don’t know gender.

  14. Posted July 12, 2013 at 7:52 pm |

    What is the supposed advantage to a man wearing a dress? Besides Scotsmen, I mean? Women have been cross-dressing for decades, but why would men do it?

  15. Posted July 12, 2013 at 7:52 pm |

    Just cut their nuts off. They obviously don’t need them, and preventing them from breeding can only improve the human race.

  16. iD
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 8:18 pm |

  17. PatrickP
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 8:40 pm |

    Thank God I’m gay.

  18. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 9:19 pm |

    Looking at that bunch of metrosexual slobs, I’d say their nuts have been cut off. I’d hate to see the castrating beasts they’re marrried to.

  19. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 9:35 pm |

    I see why my daughter says it’s so hard to find a good man…

    I can only imagine what The Mister would say should I propose such an idea…

  20. Steve Skubinna
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 9:35 pm |

    “Men under the influence?”

    What, was “Dickless Wonders” already taken?

    Posing for this makes you a putz. Pretending you’re doing it for a “project” makes you an incredibly pretentious putz.

  21. Posted July 12, 2013 at 10:18 pm |

    I saw TWO guys on the very same day wearing kiltz at Costco Wednesday.

  22. PatrickP
    Posted July 12, 2013 at 10:30 pm |

    Claire, most girls are completely ruined by feminism and un-marriageable and they don’t even realize it. Guys have given up. Why bother?

  23. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 3:22 am |

    Further proof that the Internet has been taken over by pictures of cats because here is a bunch of pussies.

    To the ladies: warning, if your man looks better in your clothes than you do, you brought that shit on yourselves.

  24. geezerette
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 5:45 am |

    #23— If your man looks better than you in your clothes— now that made me laugh— If the guy in this picture looks better than his wife/girl friend I think maybe he’s the one who got the shit end of that stick. The dog won’t even look at him.

  25. mech
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 7:48 am |

    I think we’re due for a maxim post.
    Several.
    Please?

    That pic needs to pushed down off the front page.

  26. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 8:11 am |

    It starts early.
    Then …
    it never stops.

    It begins with playing with dolls.

  27. JoeBandMember ≠
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 8:29 am |

    ‘Lympians.

  28. TomR,armed in Texas
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 9:07 am |

    Accepted/required White House attire?(the dykes are exempted).

  29. PatrickP
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 9:56 am |

    I’m not sure I understand why women “coming into their own” means their men have to lose their balls.

    Also, what the heck does “coming into their own” mean? Acting like assholes as they perceive men?

  30. PeggyU
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 10:43 am |

    Patrick -

    I’m not sure I understand why women “coming into their own” means their men have to lose their balls.

    I have always wondered that myself. It’s part of what puzzles me about male Democrats, since that party seems to promote emasculation.

  31. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 10:48 am |

    A bullshit example of *changing roles*. Why? Unless and until the *guy(?)* pastes his face with $$ worth of makeup, false eyelashes, lipstick(that adorns more that the lips…), bigger eyebrows and mebbe a fake mole pasted somewhere, he(?) ain`t come close to changing roles! [...an I ain`t even mentioned the daily agony of shaving his legs; neither...]

    I would also endorse Peggy`s skivvies comment, referencing, say an EMO [...early morning hardon...] that female panties don`t have the strength to hide; even in that dress—-but—I have my doubts that this dude can git it up, period, let alone the automatic emo.

  32. Posted July 13, 2013 at 11:19 am |

    Two words: Rocky Horror.

  33. PeggyU
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 11:26 am |

    Sondra – It’s time to bump that image from the top of the page. You owe us some eye-cleansing images of real men now.

  34. PeggyU
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 11:27 am |

    And images of nicer wardrobes too …

  35. Posted July 13, 2013 at 11:55 am |

    Far be it from me to condemn anyone for wanting to dress like a metrosexual poofer, but for God’s sake, perform a little grooming, eh?

  36. Posted July 13, 2013 at 12:48 pm |

    Dear KISPer Team,

    Please post something. Anything. Puppy photos.

    Thanks.
    .

  37. Melissa In Texas
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 2:35 pm |

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
    Y’all comments are killin’ me.
    I divorced the last guy who wore my clothes.
    Honey, if I wanted to sleep with a woman, I would find one.

  38. ZZMike
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 8:04 pm |

    One notices that this ….. thing …. is from Spain. Formerly, land of the matador and toreador.

  39. PeggyU
    Posted July 13, 2013 at 8:14 pm |

    ^That must be why it’s a bunch of bull.

  40. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted July 14, 2013 at 5:57 am |

    Peggy (33) OregonGuy (36)
    Fixed it.
    Yeah, I was losing my eyesight, too.

    Melissa (37)
    Oh, swell, now I’m gonna go blind for a different reason.
    IBIMB

  41. Maria Edi
    Posted July 14, 2013 at 12:34 pm |

    Honey, if I wanted to sleep with a woman, I would find one.(Melissa).
    Yeah, I’ve watched “To Wong Foo …” Patrick Swayze should have been some wonderful matron. But this guy/gal/whatever …?? C’mon, this lunacy must end, RIGHT NOW!

  42. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted July 14, 2013 at 12:39 pm |

    ^ Now there‘s a cultural ref I haven’t seen used around here before.

  43. Posted July 14, 2013 at 3:12 pm |

    Yanno, Esther Williams was living with Jeff Chandler, a big macho movie star at the time, and she came home early one day and there he was, in the bedroom, all done-up in her clothes, including the heels.

    Realizing that this was the end, he asked her not to tell anybody, as it would surely ruin his career. So she didn’t for 30 years till she wrote her autobiography (he was long dead by then).

    Kiinda messes-up some of those old movies for me, though. Trying to imagine Cochise running around the rocks and the desert wearing heels and a nice comfortable summer shift is not quite the same as it was before I knew that.

  44. Melissa In Texas
    Posted July 14, 2013 at 3:18 pm |

    ^*snort*^

  45. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted July 14, 2013 at 8:13 pm |

    Well, nobody’s perfect.