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  1. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 7:19 pm |

    I saw something elsewhere about Her-r-r-r-r-r-r-aldo tweeting a half-naked pic of himself, just like his best bud Anthony Cocktail-Frank.

    I am SO not clicking that link …….

  2. PeggyU
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 7:22 pm |

    WHY???

  3. Darrell
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 8:04 pm |

    Stilton Jarlsberg blames that pic for doing in Helen Thomas. Who am I to disagree?

  4. mech
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 8:07 pm |

    Hah! I learned my lesson.

    Not gonna click.

    Nope.

  5. s2
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 8:21 pm |

    Glenn Beck responds.

    Why? Because he’s a vain old man striving to be noticed.

  6. geezerette
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 8:31 pm |

    #5 exactly— his ego is his drug and it needs to fed more and more but the older you get the less it’s fed so you do stupid stuff to feed your ego— he’s a creepy old man.

  7. rickn8or
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 8:40 pm |

    Jerry Rivers, struggling to remain relevant.

  8. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 8:40 pm |

    Not to mention a dogshit bathroom!

  9. JoeBandMember ≠
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 9:09 pm |

    “Paging Bonny Fwank”

  10. Jimmy don\'t play that
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 9:28 pm |

    I sense a political candidacy looming.

  11. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted July 22, 2013 at 9:51 pm |

    Why? No empty vaults around recently for this attention whore.

    [though he does look quite good for 70... Must not have anything much better to do than pay attention to himself.]

  12. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted July 23, 2013 at 4:51 am |

    *hehee*
    “Red Eye” (FoxNews) tore ‘im to shreds last night.

    Look, I got nuthin’ against nekkid “selfies.”
    Big fan, actually; but they’re for, like, private distribution.
    If you’re gonna go full internet, set up a tripod and timer/remote or have a competent photographer take ‘em.

    At least do it somewhere besides an icky bathroom sink.
    I mean, geeze, do it in the shower, or oh say, in front of a fireplace:

    (What? Oh, yeah, video. Doug like vid-e-o.)
    /pig

  13. Paladin
    Posted July 23, 2013 at 6:26 am |

    Is he running for office in NY now?

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 23, 2013 at 7:45 am |

    Weiner wannabe, angling for a Huma.

  15. Nomen Nescio
    Posted July 23, 2013 at 10:00 am |

    70 is the new creepy.