jihad-ho

So … jihadi wimmin get their sebney-two virgins before martyrdom?

Tunisian women have traveled to Syria to wage “sex jihad” by comforting Islamist fighters battling the regime there …. “They have sexual relations with 20, 30, 100″ militants …. After the sexual liaisons they have there in the name of ‘jihad al-nikah’ — (sexual holy war, in Arabic) — they come home pregnant,” ….

Jihad al-nikah, permitting extramarital sexual relations with multiple partners, is considered by some hardline Sunni Muslim Salafists as a legitimate form of holy war. [more]

You know … Lebensborn.

Where’s Lysistrata when you need ‘er?

(What? Well, I assume a male family member attends, so as not to dishonor the family.)

17 Comments!

  1. mech
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 9:01 am |

    Now there’s an opportunity to introduce some carriers (couriers) of terribly inconvenient maladies to the fighters, if their hygiene doesn’t already incubate it.

  2. Buzz
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 9:44 am |

    Sloppy ninety-thirds might be better than a goat or camel, I guess, but so many stonable sins become OK in the name of “jihad,” it makes me what truly is an immutable standard in that religion.

  3. Posted September 21, 2013 at 10:27 am |

    Is that a great culture, or what?

  4. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 10:34 am |

    ^ *heh*
    He said “culture.”

  5. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 10:42 am |

    If your daughter is 13 or older,
    do some checking on those school excursions to the Holy Land.

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 11:54 am |

    Those hookahs are Tunifish – suckers for a cause.

  7. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm |

    You know, like Jane Fonda.

  8. Posted September 21, 2013 at 3:09 pm |

    If you get to do it to these girls here does it count against the 72 you’re supposed to get later? I’m guessing that only the Generals get to them while they are still virgins, maybe that’s why they strap the bombs to their underlings.

  9. JoeBandMember ≠
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 6:47 pm |

    Sick. Just sick.

    Then there’s this:

    http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/feds-praise-islams-work-for-womens-rights/

  10. rickn8or
    Posted September 21, 2013 at 9:35 pm |

    Those shoppers who tried to leave were asked by the terrorists to name the Prophet Mohammed’s mother. If they failed to give her correct name of Amina they were shot dead, said one eye witness.

    “The name of the prophet’s mother, infidel!”
    “Uh, Aminia.”
    “Go in peace.”

    (From fifty yards away)
    “And his father was Rabbi Eli Nussbaum!”

  11. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted September 22, 2013 at 6:50 am |

    DougM@5: “If your daughter is 13 8 or older…”

    fify.

  12. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted September 22, 2013 at 8:32 am |

    ^ I didn’t wanna get theological.
    I was fixated on the 13-yo who died from trauma on her wedding night.

    Didn’t wanna confuse Islamic practice with barbaric local social convention.

  13. Posted September 22, 2013 at 8:53 am |

    Obviously, there’s a severe shortage of underage boys in Syria.

  14. Mahadshah
    Posted September 23, 2013 at 3:06 am |

    Speaking of identifying Muzzy cultural tidbits i.e. Amina.

    The next time a moderate Muzzy friend of yours invites your infidel ass to his daughter’s wedding it’ll be nice for you to know this:He’s giving his daughter away for fuck-a dictionary definition of Nikah.The word Nikah (neh-cough)is in Qur’an. Once the bride’s been Nikah’d she becomes a married woman, a dhow-ja.Being married is Muzzy women’s highest calling. And yes Sunni Muzzys do encourage jihad-al-Nikah a form of marriage.And if you are a Shiite Muzzy you can pimp your own daughter or wife and call it Mot’a or See’gha, a blessed event as praiseworthy as Nikah.She gets laid for fun in a hygienic environment(your own home), your local Muzzy priest blesses the event for a couple of dollars, and you get a few dollars richer from which you can then contribute to a Muzzy charity of your choice.Before any Nikah commences a few Qur’anic verses must be recited. Remember this, you infidel morons and moronetts:Islam frowns upon prostitution which it considers an unforgivable sin or ma’asee’yat. Prostitutes and pimps are always condemned, without reservations, and they are often stoned .So don’t go around berating Muzzys with Islamophobic accusations.Get to know fully, these Muzzy concepts and keep your peace.

    Was’salam o aleikom wa rahmatullah wa barakaato’h

  15. JMcD
    Posted September 23, 2013 at 5:56 am |

    Ahmad “Abadabadaba” Maleek has offered his services to the troops saying, “If those sluts can do 100 of the guys, I’ll do 200!”
    Religious leaders are taking the offer under advisement due to the tense and dangerous times and the need for R&R for “our boys”………. Ahmad has even offered to bring along his goat, for simulating threesomes for the fighting men with possible shell shock or severe withdrawal symptoms of missing their fiances……….. Bravo Ahmad (PBUH)

  16. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted September 24, 2013 at 6:52 am |

    Mahadshah ^^
    Thanks. Always willing to listen to somebody who sounds like they know what they’re talkin’ about, especially when it’s a topic I know squat about.
    (What? Shaddap!)

  17. Posted September 24, 2013 at 9:26 am |

    Did somebody say, “Syphlitic camel?”

    M