Ohm my!

Man de-barrycades


  1. ZZMike
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 9:11 pm |

    That’s a great logo.

  2. mike
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 9:14 pm |

    Definitely cutting edge news, Doug.

    Resist we much!

    (Thank you Bro. Al Sharpton for dem teleprompter words of wisdom.)

  3. Murphy(AZ)
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 9:29 pm |

    Every man and woman must do what they know in their hearts to be right. It has come to that. But the reality of it all is this: the government (NSA) will know who you are and where to find you. Do what you have to, but SHUT UP ABOUT IT! No tweets, no e-mail, no cell calls. Speak only with trusted companions in hushed tones and in crowded public places where listening to you will prove difficult but not impossible.

    And pray G*d will bless the Patriot!

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 9:32 pm |

    Delete all email from other than The Porch. And m from assholes………..

  5. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 9:34 pm |

    Delete all *m* s.

  6. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 9:49 pm |

    mike (2)
    (What? Nah, too late to change it, now.)

  7. mech
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 10:06 pm |

    So what tool is used to open the ocean

  8. mech
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 10:09 pm |

    I am of the opinion that any action that occurs will be in response to some unfortunate government drone’s violent misjudgment.

    Victory favors the prepared.

  9. Spin
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 10:24 pm |

    About 3 or 4 years ago several people on this porch speculated what would happen if and when Black Jesus pushed hard enough for a crisis in which the military might be forced to take sides. Well it appears that someone (possibly Valerie Jarrett) has decided to test the winds at a lower level.

    I believe this new scenario still adds to the fabric of our original discussion. IF push comes to shove;
    1) how much of this sh*t sandwich are the American people prepared to eat?
    2) will tired, broke and disheartened Americans stand up in sufficient numbers?
    3) with realistic unemployment figures at 15-20% will these “I’m just following orders” public sector workers continue to collect a paycheck or stand down?

    As I said this is just a trail run and the NPS is not the U S Military. But never the less a great deal of data and a fair amount of supposition will be gleaned in the next week or two.

    Of course the smart money is on the republicans folding (or falling for some ridiculous promise) long before the first wire-cutter is ever purchased. It’s pretty much what they do best.

    When Ben Franklin was asked what kind of government had been created his reply was somewhere along the lines of A republic if you can keep it. I think he was hedging his statement and foresaw what a mess we’ve all made.

  10. mike
    Posted October 5, 2013 at 10:27 pm |

    6 -What happened Doug? I do apologize for mentioning one of the guys whose name shouldn’t be mentioned but he’s so funny.

    7 – Mech, that would be your icebreaker in some locales, Moses’ staff in others. Obama probably has an ocean-parting formula left over from his first appearance as Messiah in 2008 when his platform included lowering the sea level.

  11. Posted October 5, 2013 at 11:39 pm |

    And …, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

  12. Fawkes News
    Posted October 6, 2013 at 3:46 am |

    Civil Disobedience is definitely the order of the day. Gandhi succeeded against the mighty British Empire. Our opponents are just bunch of bullies, crooks, and snot-nosed Radical cultists.

  13. JoeBandMember ≠
    Posted October 6, 2013 at 6:30 am |

    The progressives are now doing everything they have accused conservatives of for decades.

  14. Posted October 6, 2013 at 6:36 am |

    Upon much thought, reflection and due consideration, I have formally moved the 3′ set of bolt-cutters from it’s previous location upon the pegboard in the garage, to the bed of the truck, secured beneath the fiberglass camper shell thereon.

    And have done the same with the 19″ Gerber machete.

    Cheers to the Coastie’s motto: “Semper Paratus!”

    Now then, I’m just wondering, where’s the closest Feddle Barrycade to this lowly sandbar that I call “home”?

    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  15. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted October 6, 2013 at 8:27 am |

    mike (10)
    Nooooo, you misunderstood:
    “Dammit!!!!!!” means “I wish I’d'a thunk’a that
    (i.e. you had a great idea/joke/etc. that I missed when making the post).
    It’s a traditional Missyism and a great compliment, sometimes accompanied by pounding of fists on the desk or temples. It’s as close to an ‘umble bow or ring-kiss as you’re likely to get, around here. (see also: surrendering one’s sword to vanquisher)

  16. mike
    Posted October 6, 2013 at 10:25 am |

    Omigawrsh, Sir! As your humble blog servant such wit as I may occasionally exhibit is my testament to the funny-bone-tickling examples of humor you and the Sondrakistanians or is that (Missysypians?) here have elevated to a high art form. I appreciate the education you’ve provided me on the lexicon of Missyisms much more than a Papal-like ring-kiss (I’m Baptist)or a bow. Especially seein’ as how we would not want to emulate the Pretender-in Chief’s poor leadership skills by bowing inappropriately.

    About the sword, though, hmm, what kind of sword would we be talkin’ there, Sir? :)

  17. DougM (ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ)
    Posted October 6, 2013 at 12:15 pm |

    ^ *heh*
    That make me a Missysycophant?
    (What? Missysissy? Shaddap!)

  18. ZZMike
    Posted October 6, 2013 at 7:05 pm |

    Fawkes News (#12) The Mighty British Empire that Ghandi faced (mostly) wouldn’t fire on groups of civilians.

    Think back to Kent State. I have to wonder if our military will shoot. In the Old Days, under Stalin (or maybe under the last Tsar), he brought in troops from other parts of the Empire, so they wouldn’t be troubled by shooting at their own.

    That’s harder to do here, but all they have to do is declare some sort of “emergency”, or “uprising”, then they’ll be able to use all that urban warfare training the military has been doing over the last year or so.