resolve the issue


~ story ~

Allow me to add just a few (and only a few, mainly to save space, but also to give y’all a chance to participate):

Any additions?

15 Comments!

  1. S2
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 5:32 pm |

    Also might want to resolve to not chastise GOP congressional members for going home for the holidays while on yet another Hawaiian vacation.

  2. Jess
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 5:43 pm |

    No resolution about diving into an erupting volcano? I’m disappointed.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 5:44 pm |

    Go directly to jail.
    Do not pass GO.
    Do not collect $200.
    Get the fuck out of our country.

  4. PeggyU
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 6:10 pm |

    ^ AND don’t let the screen door hit you in the ass on the way out!

  5. Fawkes News (отказник)
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 6:14 pm |

    Resign.

  6. Fawkes News (отказник)
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 6:16 pm |

    ^ I didn’t see you already had that one, Doug. So I’ll add one for Senator Cornyn.

    Resign.

  7. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 7:44 pm |

    Don’t eat Bo.

  8. Blue Max
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 9:31 pm |

    [With this in mind: Dennis Rodman names team of ex-NBA players to play in North Korea.]

    Tell Kim Jong Un that Rodman is his long lost uncle.

    One week later tell the press, “Oops, my joke backfired!”

  9. Blue Max
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 10:31 pm |

    Replace members of Obama’s cabinet and/or key Democratic leaders with Lt. Frank Drebin, Inspector Jacques Clouseau, Gilligan and the Skipper, Lucy Ricardo and Ethel Mertz, Barney Fife, Guy Fleegman, Tim “the Toolman” Taylor, and Jar-Jar Binks.

    Such a move would have the following effects:

    1.) it would raise the level of competence in the cabinet.

    2.) it would raise the level of intelligence of those surrounding Obama.

    3.) it would increase the honesty of the Obama Administration.

    4.) it would actually improve the physical look or appearance of the cabinet and party leadership.

  10. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 10:37 pm |

    #16. Disappear.
    [forever]
    [no. not. one. word.]
    [evar]

  11. Dave
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 10:41 pm |

    #1. Do the right thing.

  12. Steve Skubinna
    Posted January 4, 2014 at 11:28 pm |

    Be less of a douche.

    Because, face it, he couldn’t be any more of one.

  13. JMcD
    Posted January 5, 2014 at 9:57 am |

    Drudge:
    (Onama)
    “Leaves Michelle in Hawaii as ‘Birthday Present’… ”

    ??….whose birthday?
    Not mine.
    If it was my birthday, he’d've had to leave her in the goddamned Gobi Desert!

  14. Posted January 5, 2014 at 11:35 am |

    Didn’t there used to be an expression, “Eat shit and die?” I think it was a finger of speech.

  15. mojo
    Posted January 5, 2014 at 12:43 pm |

    16. Drop dead
    17. Take Mooch with you