today’s coveted celebrity endorsement

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21 Comments!

  1. Posted January 17, 2014 at 3:59 pm |

    AMAC needs to run with this …

  2. MikeG
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 4:15 pm |

    Like I needed another reason NOT to join AARP. *ptui*

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 4:31 pm |

    AARP.
    Sounds like a belch.

    Does that card mean the Mooch is retired?
    Hope so. Go away Moochelle. Move to Paris and shop.

    I left AARP and joined AMAC when AARP backed Uhbamacare.
    Told them why, too.

  4. Jess
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 4:47 pm |

    **spit**

  5. Fawkes News (отказник)
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 5:14 pm |

    Sorry. No amount of plastic surgery can fix that.

  6. bocopro
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 5:49 pm |

    I deposited my assessment of this “lady” on Stilton’s site earlier today in a nicely done tribute by him of her birthday.

  7. DougM (Bison Party)
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 6:59 pm |

    Wellp,
    mebbe she needed a card to fill the empty wallet slot where her old ABA card used to be.

  8. TheOldMan
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 8:53 pm |

    I would join AMAC but I am too immature.

  9. Posted January 17, 2014 at 9:27 pm |

    AARP has never sent me a single thing. And if I remain successful in continuously fogging my digital trails, they never will.

    Amazing how little footprint one can leave, by the simple utilization of cash at every possible opportunity.

    Should the time come that they ever to sort out how to send mail to me, their “postage paid” reply mail will go out, attached to something like a cinder block, along with an oh-so-polite message, to NEVER mail me again, EVER.

    Think that oughta work?

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  10. Dave
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 9:47 pm |

    AMAC.

  11. accipiterNW
    Posted January 17, 2014 at 10:41 pm |

    Sorry, too much brushy undergrowth down thread, and now the card in close proximity to the face…..edge foam time.

    Ev’thing they do is done to promote their damn democrat tick partee, or stick it to the opponents.

  12. Fawkes News (отказник)
    Posted January 18, 2014 at 8:58 am |

    On top of all this, Moochie is on the cover of LIFE for Fluke’s sake.

  13. Tasty_Bacon
    Posted January 18, 2014 at 9:06 am |

    Looks like she has some Joe Biden hair plugs sprouting out of her forehead.

  14. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 18, 2014 at 10:20 am |

    I shitcan every AARP letter I get; unopened!

  15. Posted January 18, 2014 at 10:32 am |

    when they leave the Oval Office, she can become a late-night huckster on one of the selling channels. She looks the part in that pic.

    “Hold up the product, Mooch!”

  16. Another Bob
    Posted January 18, 2014 at 6:47 pm |

    I thought that was a condom in her hand…

  17. Paul
    Posted January 18, 2014 at 8:08 pm |

    Well hopefully Obama and skippy there will need that AARP card once ‘O’ is impeached.

  18. Posted January 18, 2014 at 10:13 pm |

    What I See

  19. DougM (Bison Party)
    Posted January 19, 2014 at 11:21 am |

    ColJ
    I get some that have no identifiable AARP markings on the envelope.
    You have to read it to know what’s in it.

  20. DougM (Bison Party)
    Posted January 19, 2014 at 2:25 pm |

    Oh, now who didn’t see this comin’?

    (Forgive my tardiness, Missy.
    I know this kind’a thing is my job, but I was distracted.
    It won’t happen again.)

  21. Posted January 20, 2014 at 7:19 am |

    BEST EVER DOUG!!