RIP scrotum man

Wesley Warren Jr… with a scrotum that grew to 132 pounds by the time he had it surgically removed last year, died Friday at University Medical Center.

He was 49…


  1. Paul Moore
    Posted March 16, 2014 at 11:31 am |

    A pity, we could have used him in the State Dept.

  2. Thomas M.
    Posted March 16, 2014 at 11:36 am |

    I always thought they were in Texas.–fOruzPN-o

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 16, 2014 at 12:01 pm |

    Poor guy was still about 400 lbs without the load in his pants.
    I had a 400 lb+ friend and colleague whom I saw get 12 Big Macs for lunch one day. We all said he wouldn’t make it to 50 unless he lost a bunch of weight, but he fooled us and died at 50 years, 3 months. Damn shame; he was a fine engineer and a good family man with a bunch of kids.

  4. Abernathy Cranston III
    Posted March 16, 2014 at 12:29 pm |

    What a short, shitty life. Poor guy. Eternal rest grant unto him.

  5. Another Bob
    Posted March 16, 2014 at 1:22 pm |

    That guy had some balls.

  6. Leonard Jones
    Posted March 16, 2014 at 3:16 pm |

    I was reminded of an earlier post by Doug who called for
    a 3rd vehicle so Ted Cruz could do the Chuck Norris
    bit. Doug said “think tripod,” but I suspect that Cruz has a
    pair of Cajones the size of a water buffalo!

  7. PeggyU
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 11:17 pm |

    Speaking of 132-lb. scrotums, when is John Dingell leaving office? I read his wife was thinking of running for his seat “to keep it in the family” (not even kidding!).