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  1. Cat
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 5:27 pm |

    I am going to make one of these and hang it up in place of the bathroom mirror. F the doomed who cannot appreciate a 58 year old woman who looks fine.

  2. mech
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 6:06 pm |

    At first I thought it might be a shaving mirror for a cyclops with tunnel vision.

    Then turned the fold–I’m certain it works for you, but not me in the morning.

    Need a smaller font for “mah-vel- ous”.

  3. mike
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 6:26 pm |

    Hey Mech, I’m sure her little sign was for the guest bathroom. The Queen’s personal bathroom most certainly has a digital display board for the proximity determined nuances of beauty that illuminate like light through a prism through the course of a day.

    Sorta like a mood ring except with syllables.

  4. DougM (Bison Party)
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 7:46 pm |

    That’s a comment on the state of the Asylum, right?

  5. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 7:59 pm |

    It’s a “utility” bathroom…MY bathroom has a big mirror AND an extendo-magnifying one…so I can look in the mirror THERE and STILL not give a shit because I’m at the beach :)

  6. Abernathy Cranston III
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 8:21 pm |

    Clever

  7. mike
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 8:27 pm |

    Doug, as best I can tell the “State of the Asylum” is as follows:

    The beach makes everything OK!The beach makes everything OK!The beach makes everything OK!The beach makes everything OK!The beach makes everything OK!

    :)

    Am I right, your Queeness?

    (I knew it wasn’t the Queen’s Bathroom!) One little question, does your extendo-magnifying mirror on the wall, uh, talk? Just askin.

  8. The Ugly American
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 8:32 pm |

    I would’ve tried to find one of those shitty, scratched up, public beach bathroom mirrors…

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 9:30 pm |

    ^ Even better, LOL! I’m open if anyone gets me one!

  10. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 9:31 pm |

    OH! And I found the bottle intact on the beach after the walk where a buoy practically washed up at my feet:)

  11. DougM (Bison Party)
    Posted March 17, 2014 at 9:50 pm |

    Missy (5)
    Like this?

  12. Mojo
    Posted March 18, 2014 at 1:17 am |

    Go read Dorothy Parker’s “You Were Perfectly Fine”…

  13. Hopefulone
    Posted March 18, 2014 at 6:30 am |

    On the flip-side, in case anybody checks, could be a small mirror etched with:

    “Objects in mirror may be larger than they appear.”