Self-Righteousness FAIL

u r doing it worng

CA is having a drought. It happens rather regularly. But for the poor planning on the part of .gov officials in FAILing to create enough water storage to tide over the breadbasket of the world and the damncities no one would even notice. But, well… yanno.

A $1,000 reward is being offered in connection to a rash of unusual crimes that have left dozens of lawns poisoned in west San Jose.

…”We’re calling it lawn tagging because it’s kind of like that,” Anthan said. “They keep hitting us and hitting us.”

…Residents of the normally quiet neighborhood have no clue as to why they are being targeted. Speculation includes retaliation for using too much water during a drought to keep the lawns beautiful.

“Too much water, or jealous,” Anthan said. “I don’t know.”

…”If the thrill of killing grass dies off, what’s the next thrill going to be?” Riggs asked. “Are we going to be targeted? Are our homes going to be targeted? Are our families going to be targeted?

Awwwright LawnBoy, simmer down. I don’t think a midnight lawn poisoner is gonna come after the kidz.

How about fighting poison with water and installing some motion-detector sprinklers?

And LawnPoisonBoy — what about writing something in poison on the lawns to make your silly point?

Lets have some clarity and purpose here, people!
*yeesh*

5 Comments!

  1. jw
    Posted March 26, 2014 at 9:21 am |

    “Awwwright LawnBoy, simmer down. I don’t think a midnight lawn poisoner is gonna come after the kidz”

    well, since i have no idea why this is being done, i wouldn’t be as cavalier as you are.

    spread poison on my lawn? i’ll shoot you if i catch you.

  2. Caged Insanity
    Posted March 26, 2014 at 9:42 am |

    Claire, I have to disagree. If this is a bunch of enviro-nuts, their children are not off the table when it comes to targets. These people will do *anything* to save their precious mother earth, including kill.

  3. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted March 26, 2014 at 10:03 am |

    spread poison on my lawn? i’ll shoot you if i catch you.

    That’s the kind of spirit lacking in DaHo*!!

    [San Ho-zay]
    [as in:
    The Sack - Sacramento
    The Ding - Redding
    ...]

  4. DougM (Bison Party)
    Posted March 26, 2014 at 10:27 am |

    First-world problem, eh?
    Soon to infect CA with third-world problems.

  5. SondraK, bossy nagger
    Posted March 26, 2014 at 3:47 pm |

    I despise vandals.

    I hate lawns too.

    That said, there’s a special place in hell for vandals of ALL stripes.