we shall LOL

aaaawkward!!!

29 Comments!

  1. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 2:15 pm |

    *urp* Ten seconds was all I could take.
    If I quit too soon (e.g. they also did the “Chicken Dance” or something), lemme know; and I’ll watch the whole thing.

    Now, if you’ll ‘scuse me, the thunderstorm’s past; an’ I’m headin’ back out for a little iHammock exercise. Settles the stomach, donchano.

  2. Caged Insanity
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 2:17 pm |

    DougM, you’re stronger than I am. I can’t stomach just hitting the play button at all. Pelosi’s face is enough to scare me from it.

  3. SondraK, bossy nagger
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 2:33 pm |

    It’s freaking hysterical.

  4. Jess
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 2:51 pm |

    It’s so nice to see the “Congressional Alzheimer Society” meet somewhere besides the police station, park or Walmart…it depends on where they forgot to meet.

  5. PeggyU
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:10 pm |

    Thanks. I needed a good vomit.

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:13 pm |

    A meeting of delusional, demented, Democrat and desgusting people.
    Boner looked like he was looking for some bleach to wash his hands afterward.

  7. mech
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:15 pm |

    Their staffers are laughing heartily over adult beverages and secretly tweeting: you won’t believe what we did today. . .

    Wonder how they will pose their charges next time?

  8. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:15 pm |

    Okay, the iHammock was still damp, so I watched more of it.
    Geeeeeze, can you believe the magnitude of utter falseness on display?

    I now understand how these weenies can stand up in front of the American people and drivel the drivel they drivel. They possess no measurable sense of shame.

  9. MikeG
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:22 pm |

    Dammit. I thought McAfee was supposed to protect me from shit like that!

  10. Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:30 pm |

    I think the best part is when the guy from the Tea Party comes out and spits on Elijah Cummings.

  11. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:45 pm |

    ^ *snick*

    Dunno why, but the vid reminded me of this.

  12. SondraK, bossy nagger
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:55 pm |

    HOLGER MADE ME SPIT CHICKEN POT PIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  13. mojo
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 3:57 pm |

    Levin looks ready to crap his pants in shame…

  14. SondraK, bossy nagger
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 4:04 pm |

    ^ While Nancy Looney Tune is singing her little black heart out!

  15. mike
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 4:04 pm |

    I can’t take much more of this.

    In the immortal words of the late, great, Jerry Clower, as his friend desperately fought with a wild lynx in the tippy top of the “biggest sweet gum tree in the county”; “Shoot up here amongst us! One of us has got to have some relief!”

  16. Fawkes News (Blacklisted and Loving It)
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 4:06 pm |

    And Maréchal Pétain spoke French with a German accent.

  17. Posted June 24, 2014 at 7:01 pm |

    :wheels in a bucket and mop:

    Chicken pot pie? is that what I hear?

  18. Abernathy Cranston III
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 7:10 pm |

    I’m so embarrassed/ashamed.

  19. JoeBandMember ≠
    Posted June 24, 2014 at 7:30 pm |

    I shall throw up.

  20. Paladin
    Posted June 25, 2014 at 6:18 am |

    Nancy is just making up the words.

    Mitch just looks happy.

  21. Nomen Nescio
    Posted June 25, 2014 at 8:21 am |

    I’ve enjoyed as much of this as I can stand.

  22. PeggyU
    Posted June 25, 2014 at 9:32 am |

    Paladin – Boehner can’t even bring himself to mouth the words. This is one of those things where it makes you cringe to watch but you can’t stop watching. Why is that?

  23. Paladin
    Posted June 25, 2014 at 9:48 am |

    PeggyU – I think it’s the fascination with watching the posers do their posing. They have to jump on the bandwagon and look like a disingenuous dolt or risk the wrath of the herd and be accused of racism or not sharing Reverend King’s vision of a color blind society.

    P.S. I just narrowed down song Nancy is mouthing. It’s a disjointed version of an old Napoleon XIV tune. But I can’t tell if it’s, “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, HaHaaa!” or, “I’m In Love With My Little Red Tricycle.”

  24. TimO
    Posted June 25, 2014 at 11:48 am |

    I have zero respect for anyone who couldn’t just turn around and walk away from that trainwreck….

  25. geezerette
    Posted June 25, 2014 at 11:50 am |

    Nope no way I’m not going to watch it————bad enough having to see the picture. Americans those are the people some of you have elected to represent you. Are you proud????

  26. Posted June 25, 2014 at 12:15 pm |

    Paladin…it’s so freaking absurd it’s mesmerizing.

  27. mech
    Posted June 25, 2014 at 9:27 pm |

    Still can’t watch teh vid but continue to love the post title.

  28. ZZMike
    Posted June 27, 2014 at 1:05 pm |

    So they’re down to holding talent shows in the House?

  29. PeggyU
    Posted June 27, 2014 at 3:54 pm |

    ^ What the hell kind of talent are we talking about?