Different Cuuuultures

Let’s have taaaalks!

During its conquests in Iraq and Syria, the Islamic State [ISIS / ISIL / ASHL / whatever e~C] has had to come up with a method to allow all those non-Sunnis who ended up converting to Sunni Islam instead of being killed—the Christians, Yazidis, Shias, who for whatever reason remained under IS territory—to be identified as true and legitimate Muslims.

Accordingly, it has been issuing “non-infidel certificates.”

To whom it may concern,

We hereby notify you that the one named Na’il Salu bin Basaam of the people of the al-Raqa emirate took and satisfactorily passed a course on Repentance.

Based on this, we hereby grant him this certificate confirming that he is not an infidel [kafir] and that it is impermissible to lash, crucify, or rape him, unless a legitimate reason arises for the soldiers of the caliphate or if it’s been established that he has returned to apostasy and wants his freedom.

Well. An impermissible to rape Card. Swell.

Unless he wants his freedom. That about sums it up.

[Judicial Watch] Islamic terrorists have entered the United States through the Mexican border and Homeland Security sources tell Judicial Watch that four have been apprehended in the last 36 hours by federal authorities and the Texas Department of Public Safety in McAllen and Pharr.

I suspect the reason this is not leading all the noozcasts is they want to keep it on the QT how much damage has been done to the ISIS invasion plan.

OTOH, not letting the American Citizenry in on anything that’s really going on seems to be the hallmark of this .gov.

soooooooo……..

However, military experts told* JW that the increase in security indicates that Ft. Bliss is a target. Military installations in the U.S. only make changes to security measures when there are clear and present threats, according to retired Army Lt. Gen. Jerry Boykin, former commander of the Army’s elite Delta Force who also served four years as Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence. “That means they’re getting a threat stream. Ft. Bliss had to have a clear and present threat,” Boykin said.

Following that news, federal law enforcement sources in El Paso revealed that U.S. Congressman Beto O’Rourke telephoned the area offices of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) and the U.S. Border Patrol (USBP) in an effort to identify—and evidently intimidate—sources that may have been used by JW to break the ISIS in Juarez story.

22 Comments!

  1. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 11:42 am |

    …unless a legitimate reason arises…

    Such as feeling like doing it?

    As in: “Today is Tuesday, so I feel like raping & killing a few former infidels?”

  2. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 11:43 am |

    ^ or… “No unrepentant infidels handy, so former infidels will have to stand in for them.”

  3. Fawkes News (Fun Lovin' Thought Criminal)
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 11:51 am |

    Sounds like most Progressive enclaves… except Teh Proggiez accuse you of Rape.

  4. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 1:19 pm |

    With such a crucial election as close as it is, it’s difficult to tell if we get an ounce of truth out of any media outlet.

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 1:25 pm |

    … Islamic terrorists have entered the United States through the Mexican border and Homeland Security sources tell Judicial Watch that four have been apprehended in the last 36 hours …

    See, these poor terrorists have no place left to go but America because the Dilettante-in-Chief’s (DiC’s) boots-off-the-ground initiative really-late-date reaction mode sorta-effort in Iraq & Syia has made things so hot for ISIS over there.*

    * Please pay no attention to the latest place they’re overrunning over there; it is a mere illusion. Everyone except Evil Republicans know that the DiC has defeated extremists, a job W failed to do because he was so busy drowning hurricane victims in New Orleans.

  6. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm |

    ^^ CI 4: …difficult to tell if we get an ounce of truth out of any media outlet.

    Unlike the tons of truth we get between elections.

    Actually, besides being biased and cowardly, I think media people are too lazy to dig in and report the truth.

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 2:07 pm |

    Maybe Good Ole Beto would like his home and office address sent to ISIS.
    Betcha it’s a “gun free” zone.
    Then again, maybe it’s not actually. Dems are hypocrites for the most part.

  8. Caged Insanity
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 2:27 pm |

    Unlike the tons of truth we get between elections.

    Touche.

    Still, I think the progs are working overtime to keep the low-fo voters distracted.

  9. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 2:49 pm |

    ^ Never doubted it for a moment.

  10. Paladin
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 3:15 pm |

    http://underthehill.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/coexist.png

  11. staghounds
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 4:11 pm |

    You Beto you Beto you bet, awooo….

    I’m sure that no one has infected himself with any ailments, flown to Mexico, and tried to sneak over the border…

  12. Jess
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 4:11 pm |

    Ultimately, all the free passes, documentation, slush funds, and permits will lead to a failure of the broken effort. Kinda like unions, except the thugs chop your head off.

  13. accipiterNW
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 5:46 pm |

    “During its conquests in Iraq and Syria, the Islamic State [ISIS / ISIL / ASHL / whatever e~C] has had to come up with a method to……”

    Let’s just put them all under the banner of “daesh” and I hope nobody wants to cut my head off for calling them that.

  14. JoeBandMember ≠
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 5:48 pm |

    They are just like the left. No tolerance and don’t want to co-exist.

    When will the left figure out that ALL infidels are on the Muslim hit list? When they have to kick severed heads aside to walk down the street?

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm |

    ^ 14: When will the left figure out that ALL infidels are on the Muslim hit list?

    I have thought about this, and I think they are so stupid that they believe that old nonsense thing about “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

    The Left fantasizes that Western Civilization in general, and conservatives in particular (especially religious ones) are their enemies. In a way, they are right about that, since they have declared war on both W.C. and cons, that sort of does make them their enemies.

    They think Muslims will destroy the West (especially the religious West).

    Soooo…… they actually think that makes the Muslims their friends.

    The Left really can’t see past its animosity to see What Comes Next.

    (The lessons left by Stalin are completely lost on them.)

  16. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted October 11, 2014 at 6:19 am |

    ^ Re: enemy of my enemy

  17. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted October 11, 2014 at 6:33 am |

    Coexistence is never unilateral,
    and some kind’a fence is often involved.

    Rape, slavery, ethnic cleansing, child murder, sexism, tribalism, brutal puritanism, enforced ignorance, and theocratic totalitarianism are not just cultural issues.
    It’s the Dark Ages with oil revenue.

  18. mojo
    Posted October 11, 2014 at 10:50 am |

    Good fences make good neighbors. So does learning to mind your own business. Nobody likes the village gossip.

  19. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 11, 2014 at 11:37 am |

    Doug 17: According to Walter Krivitsky, Stalin’s plan was to set the Fascist elements in the West against the Democracies of the West, then when they had fought themselves to destruction, or at least sever weakness, roll the Red Army over the smoking ruins of capitalist Europe.

    Hence the German/Soviet Non-Agression Pac.

    WW II ensued, with all that followed. Thanks to Hilter’s perfidy, it didn’t quite work out as Stalin planned, but in the long term the alternate result went fine… as long as you don’t object to 60 to 100 million dead.

    I wonder if the modern Left has torn a page out of Stalin’s playbook consciously or simply done the thing that treacherous sociopaths who care nothing for human suffering are inclined to do.

    In any case, Stalin’s plan made far more sense than the current one. It is interesting to see Progs as intellectually inferior to one of modern history’s foremost psychopathic butchers.

  20. Mike(AZ)
    Posted October 11, 2014 at 11:38 am |

    And still the Talking Heads from Homeland and CDC go in front of the over-willing TV cameras and tell us over and over that there’s no threat, no Bad Guys, coming over our unguarded boarders!

    Nothing to see here, Citizens! Keep moving!

    North, I’d advise….

  21. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted October 11, 2014 at 11:40 am |

    IinD^^
    You’ll probably appreciate this article.

  22. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 11, 2014 at 9:05 pm |

    ^ Doug, good reading. I’m not sure I agree with his conclusion, but who knows?

    Just a minor point of humor in all this…

    The Jihad War is not the first great threat to our existence. We have won painful victories against similar threats in World War I and II, and in the war against Soviet Imperialism.

    …Plus we also won our wars against British Imperialism at the turn of the 18th Century. :-)