Noo-Speak Progresses

Make me a sammich, bitch. …and a Dew-i-tos*!

Being harassed online [NB this only applies to women and lgbtqqiaapnzrdoetc. you men — screw you cuz you got no feeeelings .] ? Who ya gonna call? WAM!!!

The vicious targeting of women who speak up online has reached crisis levels. …starting today, WAM! is running a pilot project to support all Twitter users experiencing gendered harassment and abuse on the platform, including abuse that intersects with racial, lgbt and other kinds of oppression users face on Twitter. Just use this simple form* to report it to WAM!.

…Let’s make Twitter a better place for women.

Ok – so whatcha gonna do?

WAM! will escalate validated reports to Twitter and track Twitter’s responses to different kinds of gendered harassment. At the end of the pilot test period, WAM! will analyze the data collected and use it to work with Twitter to better understand how gendered harassment intersects with other types of harassment, how those attacks function on their platform, and to improve Twitter’s responses to it.

Tkx, Honey, But…. being a woman, I’d rather have the sammich. …and some chocolate. …and shooooooz.

You boyz be careful out there…

SJW – Social Justice Warrior. A pejorative term for an individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for the purpose of raising their own personal reputation.

…The SJW’s favorite activity of all is to dogpile.

#TheSystemWorked!or it will soooon …or something


  1. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 9:11 am |

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 9:37 am |

    Who has time for this kind of bilge? Somebody needs a real job.
    Maybe some Dem will hire her to read the Uhbamacare rules aloud. She seems to think in bureaucratese and angryoffendedese and might enjoy it.

  3. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 9:43 am |

    This war on war on women offends me.

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 10:14 am |

    “War on *fill in the blank* ” Ever since I was a kid, war was always associated with military activity. Now is seems that every type of personal/political/etc. activity claims they are in a “war”? In fact, use of the term, war, us used sooo much that it has become a meaningless “attention getter”! “War” has replaced every debate, disagreement, formal civil cause, objection, ad nauseum! It makes the users feel good, but is no attracter to those of us outside all these causes……

  5. Nomen Nescio
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 10:53 am |

    Sondra 1^, Floater? Really?

  6. PeggyU
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 11:27 am |

    That’s a war on my eyes!

  7. staghounds
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 11:53 am |

    Whoever thought this up HAS a real, well paying job shaking down Twitter. And she invented it!

  8. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 12:05 pm |

    Mountain Down’t

    When better women are made, Faber will make them.” — Animal House

    The “War on Women™” is actually a war on manhood.

    (What? Nah, the “Battle of the Sexes” is passé.)

  9. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 12:21 pm |

    …The SJW’s favorite activity of all is to dogpile.

    NTTAWWT ….

  10. DougM (paleface™)
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 1:18 pm |

    Make me a woman.
    Also: *poof* You’re now a woman!

    Also, also, just remembered this old “sammich” one I thought was funny at the time:

    (What? Nah, “Hey, that sammich ain’t gonna make itself !” would be crass.)

  11. geezerette
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 1:57 pm |

    Hey!!! That was a very crappy picture and no chance to decide if we wanted to see it or not. What happened to click at your own risk?

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 2:15 pm |

    ^ Crappy? I was thinking more inspirational until I started wondering how long she could really stand like that before falling off those towering shoozzz and/or break an ankle. Then I lost focus.

  13. PeggyU
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 6:42 pm |

    Who does a woman have to holler at to get a sammich, dammit? I could use a good sammich.

  14. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 11, 2014 at 10:21 pm |

    ^ If she’s rich, she can holler at the help. Otherwise….

  15. geezerette
    Posted November 12, 2014 at 12:15 pm |

    If the help is wearing pants with a stipe down the side you can order him to pour you a glass of wine along with the sammitch

    Like Val J. did.

    Like Valery did.