today’s schadenfreude

Gee, I hate when that happens

Ting Su … caught her husband and [her twin sister] cheating on her and tracked them down to a shopping centre using a mobile phone tracker. She [found her] husband … completely naked in a car along with her sister. They both jumped out of the car with not a thread of clothing.

But Ting saw her opportunity, jumped into the car and drove off, leaving the embarrassed pair where they stood. [story with pics]

Wellp, reckon that’s gonna make the family Christmas dinner kind’a, you know … awkward.

(What? Well, sure, but my fantasies include either A) both twins at the same time or B) their trading-off to fool me.)

10 Comments!

  1. jlw
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 2:18 pm |

    if they are identical twins, he wasn’t really cheatin’, was he?

  2. Fawkes News (Fun Lovin' Thought Criminal)
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 2:39 pm |

    Were the twins by chance named Fook Mi and Fook Yu?

  3. Posted December 16, 2014 at 4:53 pm |

    Moral of the story – try to leave as many clothes on as you can. You know, be prepared.

  4. Jess
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 5:12 pm |

    There’s a moral to that story. Sorta a Br’er Rabbit, Jack and Jill sorta thing…with porn.

  5. Paul Moore
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 5:17 pm |

    Isn’t yanno, variety, the whole point of cheating?

  6. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 5:33 pm |

    There’s a 50/50 chance everyone’s gonna think it was her.

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 5:42 pm |

    Quick way to a flat peter. On the bright side, at least it wasn’t snowing.

  8. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm |

    PaulM 5^
    *heheee* Now, that there’s funny.

  9. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted December 16, 2014 at 6:40 pm |

    It’s bad enough that twins all look alike…

  10. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 17, 2014 at 8:21 am |

    Buck- necked, in a crowded parking lot, in daytime, inside a car with windows all the way around the vehicle? Two twin sisters and the husband of one?

    I know nothing about twins, but in this instance I have to assume it involved 3 human beans, but only one who had a functioning brane; that of the jilted wife!?!

    I feel real sorry for the lawyers, who have to clean up this mess……….