A group of Boko Haram terrorists tried to flee a Nigerian army checkpoint by dressing as women, only to be given away by their bushy beards. [story]
And, O..M..G.. that scarf with those shoes?

Hey, everyone said I took after my mom.
Mebbe a nice, wide belt would’a helped.
Reckon these fellers need a little R&R in the more, uh, hospitable part’a town to, you know, acclimate.
But, hey … could’a been worse.
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Cultural ref 1
Cultural ref 2
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In Afghanistan, we used to call ‘em the Burqa Boyz.
Did I ever mention the time that I single handedly held off a thousand Taliban with only my service 9mm pistol and a ball point pen?
Oh, wait. I misspoke.
^ Let me guess, you didn’t really have a pen.
But can he make a sammich? I guess if you read the “could’a been worse ” the answer is sorta?
^ err…. a “man sammich?” Yikes! (No matter which entendre you pick for your primary meaning.)
Also… I wouldn’t have thought that non-combatant muslims would fall within the dietary restrictions of Islam: any chance some Imminent Imam could be persuaded to declare those folks infidels and fatwa killing them?
Mebbe a nice, wide belt would’a helped.
Owwwwiiiiieeeee!!!!
Cannibalism is the quickest way to find out who’s the junior man in the group.
Me, I would have started with the Supply Officer, as it was his failure that lead to the hunger problem. Sort of an encouragement for his successor.
ok —
matching shoooooz and outfit = success
matching shoooooz and car = tryin’ too hard
srsly. Can’t find water in a forest — where there are nearby villages?!?
Apparently All learning is haram.
Fawkes – Is your name really Brian?
Cross-dressing! Will they find some tall buildings to toss themselves from for that too? Pretty please?
Don’t worry about feeding the troops, the commissariat job.
After all, Allah will provide;
but, evidently, sometimes you are what Allah provides.
I can’t misremember.
Looks like one of the Mooch’s fashion statements.