Audience Participation: Preezy of the Steezy A to Zeezy

After a recent comment from Dick, Not Quite Dead White Guy, I got to thinking about various nicknames for Teh Won. Let’s come up with nicknames for him from A to Z. The rules are, the nickname should be in the form of “The _________ of _____________,” in which the first word is a title of authority and the second word pertains to something Dear Leader regularly says, does, believes in, or acts as. The two words should either rhyme or be alliterative. I’ll start.

A: The Ayatollah of Green Payola
B: The Baron of Balderdash
C: The Caliph of Collectivism
D: The Doge of Douchery
E: The Emir of Egalitarianism
G: The Graf of Golf
I: The Imam of the Idiocracy
L: The Lawspeaker of Lies
M: The Mullah of Mendacity
N: The Nuncio of Narcissism
P: The Padishah of the Proletariat
Q: The Queen of Queerness
R: The Rajah of Racism
S: The Sultan of Statism
V: The Vizir of Vanity
Z: The Zeitgeist of Zero

Feel free to keep contributing, but all consideration for Todaze Winner™ is closed.

By far, Doug had the most points. Buuuuuuuut… he’s disqualified, ’cause he works here.

Soooooo… The Winner is… logdogsmith!


  1. logdogsmith
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 5:21 am |

    The Zeitgeist of Zero.

  2. Fawkes News (#BarackLiesMatter)
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 5:30 am |

    ^ ++10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. logdogsmith
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 5:40 am |

    The Xerxes of Xanthous.

    The Yogi of yellow.

    The Warlord of Washington.

    The Usurper of Umbrage.

  4. Posted March 15, 2015 at 7:08 am |

    The Douche-bag of Delusion.

  5. Posted March 15, 2015 at 7:19 am |

    The Father of Fubar

  6. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 8:29 am |

    Xanthous – gotta admit that’s a new one on me.

    I was thinking more of the Xerxes of Xenophilia, given his love for anyone NOT American.

  7. Kevin D.
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 8:57 am |

    The Prancing King and His Magic Pen

  8. Ironic in Denver
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 8:57 am |

    I’ve been too tied up to comment on some excellent posts, and my mind went into alliterative brain-freeze when I saw this one.

    However, off topic as it is, I saw this article and it’s just too good not to share:

    Here comes the bus!!! (No need for Her Whiteness to sit in the back of the bus, when she can just get driven over by it instead.)

    Stalin vs Trotsky! Who will win? (although individual comparisons are inappropriate)
    So now, The Hill is the one responsible for the election 2014 repudiation of most things Obama?
    So much for the Clintons (sorta) closing ranks to (sorta) support the current administration.

    [Aside: no wonder the mainstream media has been giving eMailgate some coverage. I had wondered about that. According to this article, the White House is encouraging the media to give it some legs. And more to come. Oh boy.]

    Y’know, the 2016 primary (and general election?) process may be less boring than I have been expecting.

    I am definitely stocking up on popcorn. Lots of popcorn.

  9. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 9:12 am |

    Fellow of the Red Racist College of Frauds
    Holy Racist Emperor
    Judge Jackass
    Optio of Optics
    King of Know-it-all
    Tsar of Tyranny
    Uhrumph of Useless
    Wyvern of Wickedness
    Ying & Yang of Yellow

    Sultan of Insultus, Lord of Lies, Duke of Duplicity, Earl of Evasion, Peer of Puerile, Baron of Buffoonery, Bey of Bullshit, Landgrave Ludicrus, Captain Benghazi, Caesar Disgustus, the Narcissus of Washington, Esq.

  10. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 9:32 am |

    Archvillain of America
    Bey of BS
    Caesar of Seizure
    Despot of Demonry
    Emperor of Escapology
    Fagin of Fakery
    Gorgon of Grossness
    Highness of Haughtiness
    Imam of Inanity
    Jin of Jackassery
    King of Klutzes
    Lion of Lyin’
    Maharaja of Mendacity
    Nabob of Nincompoopery
    One of Onanism
    Pasha of Progressisvism
    Queen of Quackery
    Rajah of Rottenness
    Sahib of Sliminess
    Tsar of Tyros
    Usurper of USAns
    Viceroy of Viciousness
    Wizard of Wickidness
    Xerxes of Xeros
    Zeus of Zebras

  11. Fawkes News (#BarackLiesMatter)
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 9:55 am |

    ^ Show-off. ;)

    (I especially like Caesar of Seizure, though)

  12. buffload
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 10:16 am |

    The Fuehrer of folks The Uberman of uselessness The Sheik of shakedowns

  13. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 10:28 am |

    Oh, just noticed that we can submit more’n one. M’kay:
    Alcalde of Alibis
    Baron of Boors
    Czar of Car Bailouters
    Dauphin of Duplicity
    Doge of Doggerel
    Earl of Earmarks
    Edile of Executive Orders
    Fakir of Foolhardiness
    Grand Duke of Grannie Jeans
    Hero of Heretics
    Ixnay of Ickiness
    Jonah of Jokers
    Kaiser of Kaos
    Lama of Lameasses
    Mahdi of Madness
    Numero of Uno
    Official of Offal
    Patrón of Parsimony
    Quantum of Quislings
    Roi of Riots
    Shaman of Shame
    Totem of Tokens
    Ulysses of Unctuousness
    Vole of Vileness
    Whip of Wimps
    X-man of Xcuses
    Yoyo of Yahoos
    Zorro of Zeros

    (You know I love this game, Fawkes. Thanks.)

  14. David Avera
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 10:29 am |

    How about “King Putt”?

  15. Chris in NC
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 10:35 am |

    Didn’t Doug once call him the Ayatollah of Ebola? that one was pretty good.

    The Halfling of Halfwits

    The Jerk of Jeremiah (wright)

    The obliviot of the obvious

    The truster of terrorists

    The wimp of wall street

  16. Posted March 15, 2015 at 10:39 am |

    F: The Father of a Nuclear Iran
    H: His Holiness, The High Highness of Self

  17. jlw
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 10:53 am |

    The Poobah of Poltroon

  18. geezerette
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 2:28 pm |

    The King of empty thrones.
    The Emporer of empty promises
    The Defender of the defenseless
    The Poopy head———nah—

  19. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 2:33 pm |

    Okay, thought of a few more:

    Abercrombie of Fits
    Abbott of Abominations
    Admiral of Admonition
    Bully of Bilge
    Bürgermeister of Balderdashery
    Captain of Creepy
    Colonel of Culpability
    Dean of Denial
    Don of Doom
    Deliverer of Darkness
    Gauleiter of Gall
    Governor of Give ‘em More
    Knight of Nightmares
    Lightbringer of Litigation
    Sheik of Schlock
    Shogun of Shame
    Slinger of Snakeoil
    Xanax of Xanadu
    X-box of Xcrement
    Xena of Xenia
    Zinger of Zip a Dee Do Dah
    (think I’ll quit there)

  20. geezerette
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 4:49 pm |

    Should we crack up or cry??????

  21. Fawkes News (#BarackLiesMatter)
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 6:14 pm |

    ^ Never cry, always laugh. If for no other reason, it really pisses ‘em off.

  22. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 8:04 pm |

    Tzar of Transformation

    The Fuckhead of Fuckall
    [whaa? too bitter?]

    The Regenerator of Raaaacism

  23. Ironic in Denver
    Posted March 15, 2015 at 10:32 pm |

    ^ All fine entries, but I like Claire’s (22).

    And at last, one comes to me: The Duke of Deception*

    * It wasn’t just whathisface who was relying on duplicity to get Obamacare passed was it? “If you like your plan/doctor/paycheck you can keep it.” Uh-huh.

  24. geezerette
    Posted March 16, 2015 at 7:19 am |

    Waaah—- that’s not nice —— we should all get a trophy— so no one feels bad———–waaaah — i’m gonna tell my Ma you guys are bullies.

  25. Ironic in Denver
    Posted March 16, 2015 at 7:43 am |

    ^ Well, you could move to Lake Woebegone, where all the children are exceptional… or lots of public schools, were (identical) awards get handed out these days to every student who shows up… plus all the ones that don’t.

  26. logdogsmith
    Posted March 16, 2015 at 9:38 am |

    KING PUT!!!!!!!

    Might not follow the implied rules, but it rules anyway!

  27. accipiterNW
    Posted March 16, 2015 at 9:53 am |

    O. The outlier of out and out liars.

  28. alan outback bacon czar
    Posted March 16, 2015 at 10:37 am |

    Tsar of the teleprompter.

  29. JMcD
    Posted March 17, 2015 at 3:25 pm |

    The Huerta of Fugawe