Special H

breakfast of champions

Huma: Logistics problems hamper Libya rebels.
HRod: Did they send up my special breakfast?

14 Comments!

  1. Fawkes News (#BarackLiesMatter)
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 7:39 am |

    Hillary Rodham Antoinette.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 7:49 am |

    Any crow in that breakfast? Or was it all hubris, yannow, that Greek dish?
    Maybe I was thinking of haggis, which seems somehow apropos for her at her advanced age.
    What does a crocodile eat for breakfast?

  3. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 8:12 am |

    Cake-Toast and tossed eggs.
    with Special Sauce a’la Slick Willy.

    and *running cupcakes* for puddings.

  4. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 10:26 am |

    From: H
    Re: Problems with Logistics …
    “…They may try to send it up — did they?”

    From: Mrs Danger
    Re: Problems with Logistics …
    Did you look on the table, or aren’t you getting out of bed until you’re sure it’s there?
    Also, I’m right here in the room, as usual.

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 11:31 am |

    ^ If some Repub SPac doesn’t make some wicked ads out of this, then Repubs do not deserve to even run in this election, much less win.

  6. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 1:13 pm |

    Did you look on the table, or aren’t you getting out of bed until you’re sure it’s there?
    Also, I’m right here in the room, as usual.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  7. Fawkes News (#BarackLiesMatter)
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 1:30 pm |

    Waitaminnit! Is that “special breakfast” the one with the wad of Benjamins in the coffee pot?

  8. geezerette
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 2:55 pm |

    ^^ and some hair of the dog from the nite before.

  9. PeggyU
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 4:49 pm |

    You people should write for SNL. They could use an infusion of genuine funny.

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 6:00 pm |

    ^ “You people”

    Gasp!!! We’re a minority, here at KisP.

    “You people” is one of those micoragressive minority putdown phrase thingie terms that cause the more sensitive among us (if any) to run off to our safe spaces, clutch our teddy bears and suck our thumbs.

    Just because we post vid links to things like that V woman eating a rat, doesn’t mean we’re not all fragile snowflakes.

    Just out of curiosity, any of the women on KisP still got their Doc Martens? Completely unrelated question, of course.

  11. geezerette
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 6:37 pm |

    Never had them– Doc Martens— moccasins or bare feet.

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 8:11 pm |

    ^ I never had any moccasins, but when I was a kid I picked up about a jillion arrow heads (our farm used to be part of the Happy Hunting Grounds?) and killed a lot of water moccasins.

    By the way, there’s few things quite like realizing that:
    - you’ve been insufficiently alert;
    - there’s about a three of four foot thick body coiled up in the brush right next to your foot;
    - you went hunting with a single shot air rifle (the sound didn’t much scare the squirrels), and you’ve got no backup.

    Pre-adolescents that survive can be quick learners.

  13. geezerette
    Posted October 1, 2015 at 9:20 pm |

    The moccasins were Minitonka ‘s — red ones with a soft sole. They’ve gotten so expensive now I can’t afford them. Oh and a beaded leather belt. Just Grass snakes and Pine snakes around our neck of the woods.

  14. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted October 2, 2015 at 12:07 pm |

    I liked the “Special H” joke;
    but for the life of me, I can’t think of a joke for Preparation H>.