Monday after a slow weekend

The premise is silly, but the resulting tweetfest is delicious.


Scroll down to the Tom Nichols tweet, which kicks off a good list of he’s-so-white jokes.
Hey, it’s Monday; take what you can get.

I don’t suppose you folks have any to add.

Okay, enough of the sophisticated, high-brow Caucasian fun.
Let’s go Asian. (via Ace of Spades)
You’rercome.

19 Comments!

  1. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 11:38 am |

    #WhiteJokesMatter

    ….

    Day-yam!!! In a few short months we have gone from a hullabaloo about a white women claiming she’s black to one about a white man claiming he’s not.

    What’s next? Jeb! Bush claiming he’s a wimp? Will there be a twitter storm about that too?

  2. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 11:45 am |

    Oh! A white joke:

    Kevin’s so white he only eats fried chicken at Chick-fil-A.

  3. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 11:46 am |

    *heh*
    The “other Stilton” has an entry.

    They’re so white, she got pregnant using the rhythm method.

    Also: [insert biorhythms joke here]
    Note to Stilton: yes, you have my permission to save this idea for later

  4. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 12:42 pm |

    ^ Other Stilton was funny.

    …..

    I know Halloween’s over, but I just saw this scary pic, which I titled: “I want you money and your blood to drink, down to the very last drop” — http://s2.freebeacon.com/up/2015/11/Hillary-Clinton.jpg

    …..

    Let’s go Asian: gosh, another can’t unsee, but I guess Arnold could have used these tips before filming Terminator.

  5. mech
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 12:46 pm |

    Condense to a version like Steve Martin’s run in Roxanne

  6. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 1:14 pm |

    Is Kevin more than 3/5 white?

  7. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 2:16 pm |

    ^ Kevin’s so white, he’s counted as a whole person for congressional representation.

  8. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 2:44 pm |

    6 + 7: I nearly choked on my own spit. You folks got to be careful there.

  9. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 4:45 pm |

    ^ It’s okay, now.
    It was amended.

    (What? Well, I waaas gonna say “The Union won,” but then I thought better of it.)

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 5:30 pm |

    ^ How about: “He’s so Republican he only votes once?”

  11. icemaned13
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 6:49 pm |

    Kevin’s so white he’s dating Rachel Dolezal.

  12. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 7:50 pm |

    Kevin’s so white, he got a shoe-endorsement deal from Topsiders™.

  13. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 7:51 pm |

    Kevin’s so white, he counts as two white guys in the census.

  14. mojo
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 8:17 pm |

    OT: Hmmmm… Y’know, there is that small geodesic shed out back, got nuthin t’speak of in it… What could it hurt?

  15. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 8:35 pm |

    ^^ The Kevin must be a Democrat after all.

  16. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 8:36 pm |

    Kevin’s so white people mistake him for Bernie Sanders.

  17. Fawkes News (No football till Obama resigns)
    Posted November 9, 2015 at 8:39 pm |

    Kevin’s so white, he’s backing Ben Carson for President.

  18. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 10, 2015 at 8:58 am |

    ^ Ok, there’s a winner.

  19. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 10, 2015 at 9:20 am |

    ^^&^ *heheee*
    Yep, Fawkes wins.