tonight’s audience participation

you know what to do…


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19 Comments!

  1. staghounds
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 12:43 am |

    ” I’m holding her purse. I’ll never wash my hands again.”

  2. staghounds
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 12:45 am |

    “Diversity is our strength.”

  3. staghounds
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 1:00 am |

    “Can no one wear a $%^&* necktie?”

  4. Paul Moore
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 2:11 am |

    Do they teach the nutcover pose in Secret Service School? Does it keep their hands ready for a quick draw?
    Where’s Huma?

  5. bocopro
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 5:29 am |

    “O.K., O.K. Yours might be bigger than mine. But I was elected twice. Talk to me after you’ve signed your first EO.”

  6. Fawkes News (No football till Obama resigns)
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 5:45 am |

    “I can see other women while you’re in prison, right?”

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 7:44 am |

    Bubba: Hold on there, Hil, wait just a minute. You don’t get the dark haired one, unless you let me have the blonde with the purse.
    Hil: OK, deal.

  8. logdogsmith
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 8:44 am |

    ^^The “dark haired one” being Huma?^^

  9. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 9:39 am |

  10. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 9:48 am |

  11. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 10:02 am |

  12. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 10:03 am |

  13. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 10:14 am |

  14. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 11:47 am |

    *running-screaming cupcakes*

  15. USMC2841
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 12:16 pm |

    Nice of Bernie to get us backstage for Eagles of Death Metal.

  16. toadold
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 5:43 pm |

    Oh God the nose filters are getting overloaded.

  17. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 9:15 pm |

    you know what to do… blow me, or he will.

  18. Ironic in Denver
    Posted November 17, 2015 at 9:17 pm |

    I lack Doug’s p-shop skills, but I’m imaging a thought ballon over the one with the purse that says, “This thing weighs a ton, why’d they have to take that last payoff in cash?”

  19. Paladin
    Posted November 18, 2015 at 7:59 am |

    Can you feel the love tonight
    The peace the evening brings
    The world for once in perfect harmony
    With all its living things.