it’s like today’s wedgie only bigger

13 Comments!

  1. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted December 8, 2015 at 8:29 pm |

    Show us your O face:

  2. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 8, 2015 at 8:44 pm |

    Here’s a start on a list of things in our society that look, and even function more like a penis than a handgun:

    - Bigger guns (see above)
    - Fire hose with nozzle
    - Turkey baster (ask certain women who’re looking to get pregnant without a man or a clinic)
    - Water gun (actually squirts, though not nearly as much as a fire hose)
    - All those dildos that seem to fascinate certain people on the left
    - and many more?

    Question: are we to suppose that all those M.D.s (and nurses) who’re constantly trying to poke people with syringes are trying to compensate for feeling sexually inadequate and/or acting out some male fantasy? And does that mean the female ones are acting out latent homosexual urges?

  3. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 8, 2015 at 8:46 pm |

    Just to be safe* I’m doing my best to keep both my guns and penis out of reach of any leftists. Also, as much as possible, my wallet.

    * Allusional pun intended.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 8:49 am |

    I observe that someone who is uncomfortable with a Phallic Symbol is usually uncomfortable with the Gen-yew-ine Article.

    Which is really sad…

    And should be pointed out regularly to those with the affliction so that they can seek help.
    …and start an Awareness Campaign with a oddly-colored ribbon
    …or get disability funds
    …or a Comfort Snake
    …or something

  5. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 9:28 am |

    Yeah, gotta have doubts about the normalcy of those who see phalluses (phalli?) everywhere.
    That’s different than seein’ a bunch’a dicks everywhere, which a sign of bein’ in touch with reality.
    Even that old shyster, Freud, said that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

  6. mojo
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 9:35 am |

    Tel that sergeant lady she’s gonna melt the barrels if’n she don’t learn to squeeze and release.

  7. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 9:37 am |

    IinD ^2
    Allow me to add: satellite stuff
    Erection, mating, insertion, re-entry, “hey, that thing looks like a big penis,” etc.

  8. geezerette
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 11:34 am |

    Ha Ha sometime a cigar is a cigar———–Oh my what just popped into my memories of a past president and his young adoring girl???? My bad. —

  9. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 1:47 pm |

    Doug ^^ “hey, that thing looks like a big penis,”

    Ooohhh!!! Ooohhh!! A Saturn 5! Any satellite launcher. Annnnnndddddd->>>>> An ICBM!!!!! (Now there’s a penis bigger than an handgun.)

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 1:59 pm |

    Speaking of wedgies, I see that student activists at Lebanon Valley College in Pa want a building named after someone named “Lynch” renamed because y’know… microagression, etc.*

    So, I’m just wondering when they’re going to get around to demanding that America’s first black** president either remove from office or rename the Dept of Justice’s first back woman A.G…… currently named “Lynch” — which has just got to conjure up awful thoughts about law enforcement crushing black folks everywhere.

    * Story here: http://hotair.com/archives/2015/12/09/pa-student-protesters-want-building-renamed-because-it-honors-someone-named-lynch/

    ** Well, half black anyway.

  11. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 2:24 pm |

    ^ *heh* See: previous title on KisP

    By the way,
    title of the week, Missy!

  12. Ironic in Denver
    Posted December 9, 2015 at 5:59 pm |

    ^ Yeah, and now it appears that the A.G. is her own racist dog whistle. Sure hope the dogs notice pretty soon.

    Meanwhile, Rahm Emanuel struggles with all those Dem enabled minority demonstrators in Chicago, and for some insane reason H-> (so far) is volunteering to stand out in front of the oncoming bus with him.

    Aside: Isn’t it great how leftist chickens are finally finding their way home to roost.

  13. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 10, 2015 at 11:24 am |

    …sometimes a cigar .357 is just a cigar .357…