tonight’s KisPtip

INTERNET DO NOT GOOGLE “SANTORUM” NO MATTER WHAT HE TELLS YOU.

—Emily Zanotti

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I couldn’t help it, I LOLed.

4 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 14, 2016 at 9:59 pm |

    Well, with that, I guess I’ll go take a big Uhbama and go to bed.
    I hope it doesn’t stop my toilet.
    A few days ago, I had an upset stomach and I Hillaryed a few times.

  2. Fawkes News (Barack Lies Matter)
    Posted January 14, 2016 at 10:08 pm |

    Rand Paul has done CNN, Fox, MSNBC, Dr. Oz and The Daily Show

    Sounds like a man of experience.

  3. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted January 14, 2016 at 10:47 pm |

    That’s just the tip we need.
    (Whaaat?)

  4. Posted January 17, 2016 at 5:35 pm |

    Well Dan Savage is a hack, and he’s the guy that once said “no one wants to sue you for not sending flowers to a gay wedding” during the R-74 debates in in Washington, a lie.
    I’m sure he’s wiped many mixtures of lube and poo off his peepee.