Freezer Bern


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16 Comments!

  1. Fawkes News (Barack Lies Matter)
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 12:51 pm |

    Made with saccharine, Cuban tobacco, and a whole lot of bitter artificial flavoring.

  2. icemaned13
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 1:41 pm |

    Sprinkle some nuts on it.

  3. mojo
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 2:21 pm |

    Tastes like crap, and it’s full of nuts.

  4. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 2:56 pm |

    Open it at a party,
    and it moves to another party.

    It should be free.

  5. Posted January 25, 2016 at 3:01 pm |

    on the back of the carton Ben Cohen describes the disc of chocolate on top representing the 1% in America and the ice cream below it as “the rest of us.” The rest of us? Oh yeah, those of us who are bricklayers and fast food workers and engineers and blog owners and stay at home moms and crossing guards and cops and paper boys and owners of ice cream companies with a net worth of $150 million.

  6. geezerette
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 4:40 pm |

    Wow gonna rush right out and buy me some that Bernies yearnings——-Joy Be whore will be overdoseing on it.

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 4:46 pm |

    Freezer Bern
    Chortle-chortle. Only thing worse is ass burn, which I suspect H-> has right now.

  8. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 5:04 pm |

    ^ PreparationH> LOL!

  9. Fawkes News (Barack Lies Matter)
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 5:14 pm |

    ^ Love it!

  10. MikeG
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 7:39 pm |

    Is that free too?

  11. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 9:31 pm |

    “I decided to actually make 40 pints in my kitchen. I donated 25 of them to Bernie’s campaign.

    If you want to enter the contest to win one…”

  12. Dave
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 9:49 pm |

    “…and owners of ice cream companies with a net worth of $150 million.”
    Fuck Bernie, I’m voting for Ben and Jerry.

  13. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 10:49 pm |

    Bernie the Marxist prefers Häagen-Dazs Kapital.

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 25, 2016 at 10:52 pm |

    ^Häagen-Dazs Kapital.
    Heh. That’s pretty punny; and clever!

  15. Paul Moore
    Posted January 26, 2016 at 6:34 am |

    Might I suggest the “Holodomor Holiday” flavor? Snazzy label- empty carton.

  16. mech
    Posted January 27, 2016 at 12:45 pm |

    When I first heard it on the radio I thought it was bernies urine and did a double take at the next news spot.

    Not my cup of sorbet.