today’s: I need some muscle over here!

“They’re just animals, I guess.” — Otter in Animal House

It’s Mongo Cane out there.

April Foster [claims to be 29], a woman protesting outside a Donald Trump rally last weekend in Kansas City, was arrested on charges of striking a police horse.….

The horse, named Dan, was hit while officers on horseback attempted to control protesters and keep them out of the street outside a Trump rally ….

According to a police report, the woman had first screamed in the horse’s face to scare him. When that did not work, … the woman hit the horse with her open hand. [story]

Now, whaaat kind of punishment should she get?

Who does this kind of thing?

“It was Greggie and Dougie… and some of the other Hitler Youth.” — Otter in Animal House

(What? Yeah, prob’ly thought she had White Privilege or sumpthin’.)
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  1. Fawkes News (Choose Cruz or Lose)
    Posted March 21, 2016 at 4:32 am |

    Insert horse’s ass joke here.

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 21, 2016 at 8:14 am |

    She was on the wrong end for a good kick. I’d of settled for a good bite.
    Back to reality: The judge should sentence her to a month of mucking out the police horse stables….with her hands.

  3. Posted March 21, 2016 at 9:05 am |

    If peta was a conservative outfit, they would have already been asked many, many times to condemn april. As it is, I haven’t heard any question to them re: the poor horse.

  4. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted March 21, 2016 at 11:25 am |

    dick ^^
    Yeah, I like the mucking-out idea.
    The horse could’a been a real dick about it.

    Let’s see, 120-lb Progwussette vs 1200-lbs of muscle, teeth, and hooves.
    Who ya got?
    (hint: be nice to the hossie, ‘specially when it’s a draft-cross heavy hunter that outweighs you more’n 6:1, even though a little 13-yo girl trained it for a point-to-point heavy sprint race and won.)

    Caution: singin’ to yer hoss may not be wise, though.

  5. Maxredline
    Posted March 21, 2016 at 1:46 pm |

    “She” is a self-described “trans”-commie. Look at “her” photo. Yep, that’s a guy.

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted March 22, 2016 at 2:16 pm |

    ^Doug (4) Told my wife about the incident and without any coaching, she announced the nasty bitch should be sentenced to a few months of mucking out the stalls with no tools, no gloves.