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…Portly North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, whose hostile actions have brought crippling international sanctions to his impoverished nation, has a new message for the Hermit Kingdom’s starving masses: Get ready to eat plant roots.

Kim, whose weight the South Korean government estimates has ballooned to nearly 300 pounds, signaled through state media that the nation could be headed for another famine like the one that killed an estimated 3.5 million people in the 1990s…

10 Comments!

  1. Fawkes News (Choose Cruz or Lose)
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 4:39 am |

    Rules are for thee, not for me.

    Leftists are taking careful notes.

  2. Posted April 7, 2016 at 6:47 am |

    Kim Jong Un: “Let them eat yellowcake.”

  3. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 7:53 am |

    Last week, there was a report that he was dead.
    Starvation was not mentioned as a possible cause.

    I blame it on his comnomnommie economnomnomy.

  4. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 9:18 am |

    Had Kim’s book translated from Kanamit Korean,

    You remember,

  5. rickn8or
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 9:20 am |

    Eating tree roots is better than being on the U.S, where we’re living on tree-bark soup and ersatz coffee…

    I wonder if Jimmah Cahtuh will get all fired up to send them food again.

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 9:57 am |

    He’d make a lot of bacon.
    Hungry people might seize that opportunity.

  7. mech
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 1:10 pm |

    You mean they still have trees there?

  8. mech
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 1:12 pm |

    I doubt anyone there is concerned with tree nut allergies, though. Or peanuts. or gluten. or lactose intolerance.

    Ramen noodles and i’m sure instant oat meal would still be considered magic in the hermit crab kingdom.

  9. Posted April 7, 2016 at 5:39 pm |

    ^1 Fawkes
    “Rules are for thee, not for me.
    Leftists are taking careful notes.”

    American citizens are heavily armed. North Korean citizens – not so much. Leftists, take careful notes.

  10. Deaf Smith
    Posted April 11, 2016 at 8:35 pm |

    Little Kim is one man that needs some serious capping.

    We hope China obliges.