today’s assignment

‘name’ the quadrilaterals

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  1. Posted April 7, 2016 at 4:38 am |

    This explains why we have The Boy Who Cried Klan (below). Are they handing out weed in grade school now?

  2. USMC2841
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 5:44 am |

    They’ll never develop a recoverable rocket booster. Oh well, in the words of Judge Smails, “The world needs ditch diggers too”.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 7:01 am |

    paper #2 is cixelsyd.
    Of course, by 10th grade both “students” should know the answers and print legibly.

  4. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 8:17 am |

    I’d give the bottom student extra credit for bein’ a successful wise-ass* with answers that are more difficult than the question intended.
    * The comedy of exploiting the ambiguity is prob’ly my favorite.
    (see: crossword puzzles, Mitch Hedberg)

  5. mech
    Posted April 7, 2016 at 1:07 pm |

    You made me grin with those.