This time, it’ll work (cont’d)

Workers’ Paradise
Hey, five-day weekends!*

A failure even without the excuse of indulging in nuke and missile programs.

Next time you meet a socialist, kick ‘im in the cojones for me
(even if they don’t have any, or pretend that they don’t).
* World’s largest oil reserves, two-day work week for power rationing, toilet paper shortages, food shortages, rampant inflation, don’t even have enough cash to print more cash, etc.
Graphic ref (Yeah, mine’s just a PhotoShop, but the week ain’t over yet.)
Venezuela today

And if you thought those reasons were bad…


  1. Fawkes News (Make TanZanya Great Again)
    Posted April 28, 2016 at 2:02 pm |

    Hey, at least they did away with Income Inequality™.

    Oh, wait…

  2. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted April 28, 2016 at 2:55 pm |

    ^ When there’s nothing to buy, no matter your income, that’s socialist equality.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted April 28, 2016 at 4:48 pm |

    For years now, I’ve been offering Progs a free one way ticket to the socialist paradise of their choice in Africa, so they can he-elp the poor people there.
    I need to change the destination to Venezuela.
    They need more he-elp there, and besides, it’s a cheaper plane ticket.

  4. Another_Bob
    Posted April 28, 2016 at 7:11 pm |

    The bad news is Venezuelans have no toilet paper.
    The really bad news is Venezuelan paper money has less value than toilet paper.
    Wait a minute, that means the toilet paper problem is solved!