For Teh Speeeecial

who is in charge, here?

A federal regulation will require that all airports that service over 10,000 passengers per year install a pet relief area in every terminal by this August.

Yep. Right there in the terminal.

Here’s the cute little pet-comforted guurl who will be sitting behind you »

Pic credit: CBD@Ace

11 Comments!

  1. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 8:06 am |

    weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

  2. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 8:40 am |

    Unisex pet-relief areas, one assumes.

    Who got them all wee-wee’d up?

    For pets on the go.

    Prob’ly be used by drunks and third-worlders, too.
    Oh, and he-men used to the great outdoors.

  3. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 11:25 am |

  4. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 12:22 pm |

    Coming next:
    All pet owners will have designated poop ‘n pee area(s) demarcated within their property, with a separate private area for each pet owned or visiting.

    Designated areas shall be 0.5 square meters per pound of pet, and meet local setback requirements for temporary or casual structures within the jurisdiction of the licensing authority.

    There shall be separate facilities for male and female pets unless the pet is neutered, in which case the Owner shall make allowances for the pets’ preferred gender identity.

    Designated area(s) shall be licensed annually and inspected quarterly by local health departments.

    Waste shall be disposed of in approved containers accompanied by the proper waste disposal form at an appropriate waste disposal facility.

    Designated area(s) and procedures must meet all EPA and Health and Human Services requirements as the Director and Secretary shall establish.

    Penalties for non-compliance shall be as the Director, EPA and the Secretary, Health and Human Services shall establish.

    Nota bene: All you horse and cattle people are shit outta luck,
    unless you want to manure a hippie/green/Prog gathering. That is always proper disposal. – By Decree of King For A Month dNQDWG

  5. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 12:34 pm |

    I’m sure I could get Rearden to pee on a million other dogs’ pees but Taggart would be appalled……
    ( you should have seen her face when we brought her into Walmart )

  6. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 12:48 pm |

    ^ She didn’t like human pee?

  7. accipiterNW
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 2:19 pm |

    10,000? That works out to 28 passengers per day. Dont know pet to passenger rarios.

  8. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 2:49 pm |

    Since when do airports “service” passengers?

    I though the only place where the customers were “serviced” was a whorehouse. (And I’m not including Washington – I mean the whorehouses where the customers actually get what they pay for,)

  9. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 5:51 pm |

    I have no idea who Wilmore is, but what he did was disgusting.

  10. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 8:15 pm |

    ^sorry, wrong thread.

  11. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted May 2, 2016 at 9:58 pm |

    It’s ok, dick,nqdwg…sorry about the wonkiness, it’s being addressed. Just turns out it’s a little more complicated than a regular old upgrade. But no worries, it’ll be fixed soon:)