ToDaZeD Air-Eloi Knows Better

this oughta work out juuuust fiiiine

Hillary’s rumored running mate, Housing Secretary Julian Castro, is cooking up a scheme …

Whoa!! Back that truck up, there, fella. “Hillary’s rumored running mate, Housing Secretary Julian Castro”??!? That’s kind of a big assumption, leak, revelation, isn’t it? Whoinhell is this guy?

Julian Castro, is cooking up a scheme to reallocate funding for Section 8 housing to punish suburbs for being too white and too wealthy. … [“Small-Area Fair Market Rents” (SAFMR)] … — which requires no congressional approval

Bad Honkies! Bad!!

The scheme involves super-sizing vouchers to help urban poor afford higher rents in pricey areas, such as Westchester County, while assigning them government real estate agents called “mobility counselors” to secure housing in the exurbs.

…At the same time, he intends to reduce subsidies for those who choose to stay in housing in poor urban areas, such as Brooklyn. So Section 8 tenants won’t just be pulled to the suburbs, they’ll be pushed there.

Who’s paying for those Super-Sized ‘vouchers’? Would it be those who’re “too white and too wealthy”?

What if someone *wants* to stay in the urban area where all their friends are and everything is familiar and convenient for them? Imbalance!!! “Go where we tell you!“ “Whaaaa???!? Wyoming???!?!? whereinhell is that??!?”

naaaah. Paranoid conspiracy theorist! Bad!!

…even though a similar program tested a few years ago in Dallas has been blamed for shifting violent crime to affluent neighborhoods.

Shocked!
”Castro” rly? bit of a “too obvious”, no? Then again, “Barack”, soooooo

… threatened to sue suburban landlords for discrimination if they refuse even Section 8 tenants with criminal records …a powerful new regulation — “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing” — that pressures all suburban counties taking federal grant money to change local zoning laws to build more low-income housing …

“We want to use our housing-choice vouchers to ensure that we don’t have a concentration of poverty and the aggregation of racial minorities in one part of town, the poor part of town,” [Because everyone knows all poor people are Racial Minorities… or the other way around … or something] the HUD chief said recently, adding that he’s trying to undo the “result of discriminatory policies and practices in the past, and sometimes even now.” [LBJ... War On Poverty... *cough*]

“”WE want to ensuuuure…”

Boy, that ‘Basic Income’ stuff is gonna be even more complicated that I thought! Imagine attending a Westchester pottery class [as you join your new Commuuuunity] in your weekly, Basic Income™, vending machine paper jumpsuit… Oh! How to accessorize?!?

President Bill Clinton started a similar program in 1994 called “Moving to Opportunity Initiative,” which moved thousands of mostly African-American families from government projects to higher-quality homes in safer and less racially segregated neighborhoods in several counties across the country.

The 15-year experiment bombed.

Worse, crime simply followed them to their safer neighborhoods, ruining the quality of life for existing residents.

“Crime Followed them”?!? Hitching rides on rogue Toyotas and SUVs. Joined by dangerous ‘Assault Weapons’.

Hillary’s own hometown of Chappaqua is fighting Section 8 housing because of links to drugs and crime and other problems.

hahahahahaaaaahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahhahahhaaaaaaah…

9 Comments!

  1. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 7:56 am |

    I don’t need to open comments any more, do I?

    YAY JArrrgh! YAY Rich!!!!
    Youze guyz Rawk!!!

  2. Fawkes News (V for Article V)
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 8:53 am |

    Well, you have to admit, “Clinton/Castro 2016″ has a certain ring to it.

  3. MikeG
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 10:20 am |

    I never heard of the guy, but of course her VP pick will be someone like Castro. The democrat/socialist gods dictate that your running mate must not physically resemble you in any way. The last flavor Hillary would be allowed to pick would be another old wrinkly white woman. (Secretary Albright, don’t bother to check your messages.) *shudder*

  4. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 12:09 pm |

    If only we had a source of snide remarks and jokes about a Cuban-heritage candidate.

  5. Nomen Nescio
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 4:07 pm |

    Does the link take anybody else back to the porch?

  6. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 7:52 pm |

    ^ Yup.

    Try this one.

  7. Fawkes News (V for Article V)
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 8:00 pm |

    Due respect, but I think you missed the funny part.

    Am I wrong, Doug?

  8. ZZMike
    Posted May 9, 2016 at 9:25 pm |

    The leftist socio-democrats have one long-range goal: to control every aspect of our lives.

  9. mojo
    Posted May 10, 2016 at 10:06 am |

    Yep. When you import criminals, you get crime.

    Fucking geniuses.