today’s omen

No, no, I’m okay. Fine, just fine…
[brushes-off wet pine needles and bird droppings, picks up laptop, seegar, lighter, cell, drink]

What? Ohhh, just a little, uhm, one-eighty* gettin’ into the ol’ iHammock this mornin’.
First time for ever’thing, I reckon.


Helluva coincidence, though, today’s Wizard of Id cartoon.
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* The over-the-top kind.

Bonus dad joke (BTF): »
Yeah, me ol’ Dad actually told this joke… a lot
~ vid ~

3 Comments!

  1. Posted June 29, 2016 at 1:03 pm |

    Holy Hammock Haymaker, Batman!

    *BIFF!*BOOM!*KaPOW!*

    (and get your (__!__) well, soon, too, but in while you mend, do please enjoy copious and excess amounts of bourbon, seegars n’ sammiches?)

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  2. mech
    Posted June 29, 2016 at 1:38 pm |

    Was the cigar damaged?

    I’m guessing the drink was a sad loss, though.

  3. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted June 29, 2016 at 3:55 pm |

    ^ No casualties. Hadn’t opened the bottle, yet; and the seegar was prob’ly the first thing to depart and land softly in the bushes. Not only that, but I had a load of laundry ready to for lunchtime, anyway, so not even an inconvenience was suffered.

    Reckon it wasn’t much of an evil omen, just another case of nature sayin’, “I can do you a treat anytime I want, mate.” (Nature is probably British.)