ToDaZeD Teh Crazy Years

I love the smell of wet Narrative Ink in the morning

Here is a 10 minute intro to Yvette Felarca, true Believer, and National Organizzer of BAMN [By Any Means Necessary].

IknowIknow – TLDW. But srsly, Sometimes one must look into the face of the enemy to know him. her. whatever.

I must be a dinosaur: it’s hard to take seriously anything said by an up-talker?
But I think this ought to be taken seriously? Cuz they sound dangerous? To me? To Free People everywhere?

“No Free Speech For Fascists” ?!?
[Iron impaired much?]

“If you’re going to join them: Don’t! It’s not gonna be a good day for you.”
[was that a ….threat?]

“If they trip and fall, that’s too bad.”
[oh! so sad! he tripped and fell on my knife / into my stick / my fist?]

That BAMN? outfit must’ve had a celebration party complete with hats, horns, balloons, and glitter when they heard a f’n NAZI outfit got a permit for an Anti-globalization rally. How could it be better?!? They can attack — physically attack — people for disagreeing with their no-borders, no-honkeys, No Free Speech platform — For FREE! They can be lauded as Heroes for fighting Nazis, shutting them up down and beating the hell out of ‘em — For FREE. Because they’re Nazis. Par-TAY!!! So IN. So KEWL. So RIGHTEOUS!!

So Acceptable. So Un-arguable.

So bumper-sticker phrases like “No Free Speech For Fascists” get Out There. And, by association, become acceptable. and kewl. and in. and righteous.

Party On!

Party On!

But wait! There’s Moar?

A middle school teacher in Berkeley, California was the subject of an anonymous threat against her workplace

oh nooooooooo!!!! The Children™!!!!

Srsly: Who would Threaten Children? Who would do that?!?

…after she was spotted getting into an altercation with neo-Nazi demonstrators over the weekend.


“I am disgusted and condemn these attacks on myself and the children, the faculty and staff at my school. I hold Donald Trump responsible for this. His politics of racist demagoguery and hate is inciting these vile threats of violence, even against children. It exposes why Trump and his racist, Nazi, and KKK supporters need to be defeated — and it shows us what Donald Trump’s vision for America really is.”

erm…. so far as I remember, it was Yvette Felarca & Co. who physically attacked random individuals leaving a Trump rally — not Trump supporters who attacked Yvette Felarca & Co. and their Chiiiildren.

Let’s go back in time… *cue harp*

To force Donald Trump“ to have to hop a fence, to sneak into the back entrance?” She laughed triumphantly. “Yeah, he was humiliated. But it’s not about just today, it’s about building a movement. This is just a beginning.”

Yep. “Just the beginning.”

According to the statement [by Berkeley Unified School District], once Felarca was linked to the school, it received several emails demanding that she be fired with one in particular containing a threat “that if certain actions were not taken against the teacher within the week, someone would come to King with the intent to harm students.”

Sounds serious.

The school is not currently in session. But a police cruiser was dispatched to the area in response to the email, which was classified as a “low-level threat” by federal officials.

So this isn’t really a threat-story but a publicity story?

Or, maybe, the Berkeley Unified School District is just trying to avoid the “It’s not gonna be a good day for you.” penalty?

…the school and principal have received calls and emails from parents and community members.

Seems like many good people are …concerned?

”… One anonymous email in particular threatened that if certain actions were not taken against the teacher within the week, someone would come to King with the intent to harm students,” according to the statement. “The FBI has reviewed the email in question and has determined that by their criteria it should be considered a low level threat.”

One. Anonymous. email.

But… but… butt….. It’s all over Teh Noooooz!!!!
Threatening Chiiiildren?
Threatening Teachers?

Just listen to ‘em!

Violence erupts at Nazi demonstration! Several people were stabbed at a Traditionalist Worker Party protest near the capitol building in Sacramento. Counter-protestors called the demonstrators “Nazis” and “fascists.”

See? Stupid Stabbin’ Nazis?
The counterprotestors called ‘em “Fascists”? They are!
Then they attack the Chiiildren?
[which they was that, again?]
What is worng with those Anti-Globalist Fascists?!?

“Don’t. It’s not gonna be a good day for you.”


  1. mech
    Posted June 29, 2016 at 1:40 pm |

    Just hang around the perimeter of the “meetings” with cameras and wasp pepper spray.

  2. Paul Moore
    Posted June 29, 2016 at 2:56 pm |

    Is there a betting pool as to whether or not this turns out to be another “Hate Hoax”? It has all of the earmarks.

  3. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted June 29, 2016 at 3:58 pm |

    These silly, tantrum-throwing brats have never met any real opposition.
    They won’t like it, if that ever happens.

  4. Fat Baxter
    Posted June 30, 2016 at 9:56 pm |

    California ought to be stripped of its statehood and reduced to territory status. A territorial governor would be designated, to replace the governor. Its senators and congresscritters would be voided and replaced in DC by a non-voting observer. Maybe after 10 years or so — if it demonstrates it can handle basic adult responsibilities, like a balanced budget, basic law enforcement, and responsive, representative governing processes — maybe it could petition to re-admission to the union.

  5. MrHappy
    Posted July 1, 2016 at 10:47 am |

    “Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.”
    ― Benjamin Franklin