But, your honor, she wasn’t wearing a wristband

[Swedish] police intend to equip young women with wristbands with the slogan “don’t touch me”. … “By wearing these wristbands,” Sweden’s police chief said, “young women will be able to make a stand”.

Oh, sorry, we didn’t know you were one of those against molestation. Our bad.
We’ll just go molest this other girl who doesn’t have a wristband, then. Have a nice day.

It is unclear how effective the wristbands, which read “don’t touch me” in Swedish, will be in preventing attacks, as the majority of sex attack perpetrators are thought to be recent migrants who are unlikely to be able to read them.

Hmm, now what kind of device might a lady carry that doesn’t need any translation?

[A jackass] suggested that by wearing these accessories, women would also be able to “draw attention to the issue [of sexual assault], and urge those affected to report”.

Just more virtue signaling.
Wait… wouldn’t that be kind’a, you know, Islamophobic?

A Swedish police report released last month noted that the country had the worst rates of sexual violence against women in Europe. The report acknowledged migrants were responsible for the bulk of the problem but the police were accused of making excuses for the perpetrators.

Offhand, I’d say that should give one a pretty good clue as to where to start dealing with the problem.

Although sexual harassment and assault are commonplace in many Muslim countries, the report blamed “Nordic alcohol culture” and “masculinity” for the wave of assaults that have terrorised Swedish women.

And hussy outfits. Don’t forget to blame the wanton display of blonde-girl flesh.

Migrant sex gangs are alleged to have been roaming the Sthlm music festival for 12 to 17-year-olds for the past two summers. [story]

Ah, now were gettin’ somewhere.
One assumes that citizen teams of snipers and roving flex-cuffers will be permitted to deal with the problem, then.

You can’t cure diseases, if you refuse to deal with germs, viruses, and parasites.

20 Comments!

  1. MikeG
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 6:57 am |

    Thought maybe it was a story from “The Onion.” Nope. No matter. This should work at least as well as the #Bringbackourgirls thingy.

    Frickin’ morons.

  2. Nomen Nescio
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 9:37 am |

    We doan need no stinkin wristbands!

  3. rickn8or
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 9:47 am |

    Migrant sex gangs are alleged to have been roaming the Sthlm music festival for 12 to 17-year-olds for the past two summers.

    Careful. You almost said the other triggering “M-word” signifying-a-religious-belief-that-means-”submission”-that-doesn’t-have-anything-at-all-to-do-withi-it.

  4. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 9:48 am |

    Instead of going to the expense of wristbands, maybe they should teach the girls to say “Kingsies” and cross their fingers.
    That way, the money saved could be used to bring more predators refugees in or buy burkas for Swedish women.
    Or maybe tell the girls to make the newcomers feel welcome and lie back and enjoy the rape.
    Jeebus H Christmas on a crutch! How long can the Euro governments sing “la-la-la-la” and deny the reality they’ve foisted on themselves (they have plenty of armed security) and their citizens.

  5. accipiterNW
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 9:54 am |

    Wristbands, aka “Politically Correctness’ Chains of Freedom.”

  6. Jeff Schneider
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 10:55 am |

    It seems to me that if they fashioned a strip of bacon into a wristband it would have more of an effect.

  7. PeggyU
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 11:04 am |

    So kind of like a personal gun-free zone then?

  8. Jeff Schneider
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 11:06 am |

    Whoops! Forgot to mention:

    http://www.memecenter.com/fun/93908/Bacon-is-Always-The-Answer

  9. Jeff Schneider
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 11:08 am |

    Sorry, can’t help myself today:

    http://www.memecenter.com/fun/6254467/everything-is-bacon-in-the-usa-o-o

    I’ll stop now.

  10. Jeff Schneider
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 11:12 am |

    OK, I lied.

    http://louderwithcrowder.com/let-them-eat-bacon-the-hilarious-way-denmark-is-fighting-islamic-refugees/#.V3gDqxIQHq8

    Let’s see – Muslims or bacon … muslims or bacon … BACON!

  11. Buzz
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 12:10 pm |

    Mmmmm, bacon chastity belt….

  12. Wahoo
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 2:50 pm |

    And the next time I turn on my car radio and the IKEA commercial with that funny-talking Euro guy going on endlessly about unanchored drawers is playing (like every 10 minutes), I just might steer, at high speed, into the nearest bridge abutment.

  13. Posted July 2, 2016 at 4:13 pm |

    Those things are quite useful.

    They’ll helpfully identify the women who won’t fight back.

    Sort of the rapey version of a gun-free zone.

  14. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 5:38 pm |

    I think accepiter^5 and Jeff^6 are on to something.

  15. Dave
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 9:00 pm |

    Shoot first and you won’t have to take the penis out of the vagina later.

  16. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted July 2, 2016 at 10:38 pm |

    How about issuing two shiny wristbands to each molester.
    You know, with a couple’a links of chain connecting ‘em.
    Oh, I know… a pair for their ankles, too.

  17. Merovign
    Posted July 3, 2016 at 2:09 pm |

    This is what happens when you let mentally ill people into government.

    Seriously, how is this not insane? Bonkers? Kookoobananas?

    Anti-rape wristbands are about as likely to be effective as anti-meteorite shoes.

  18. PeggyU
    Posted July 3, 2016 at 9:49 pm |

    Much safer wearing this. Even Bill Clinton is repelled by it.

  19. Jeff Schneider
    Posted July 4, 2016 at 5:14 pm |

    Well, who didn’t see this coming? Veeshir certainly did:

    These wristbands were handed out on June 30th, just in time for this huge annual weekend festival starting July 1st in Kalstad called “Putte i Parken” (Party in the Park). Parents are so disgusted with the government’s cover-up that many are speculating that those wristbands backfired, actually identifying the girls who were underage for the migrant sex gangs to target for sexual assault.

    http://madworldnews.com/muslim-sex-gangs-wristbands/

    The crazy leftist government would rather offer up their children to Muslim thugs than to admit they have a huge problem of sexual predators.

  20. PeggyU
    Posted July 6, 2016 at 1:33 pm |

    Just read this piece of news from Minnesota. I bet they haven’t thought of that wrist band thing yet. Someone ought to tell them.