RNC – Cleveland OH, July 18-21, 2016
Lest we lose perspective:
and now *drumroll*:
“If it is an open state to carry, we will exercise our second amendment rights because there are other groups threatening to be there that are threatening to do harm to us,” Hashim Nzinga, chairman of the New Black Panther Party…
If you’re planning to attend the Repub. Convention this lovely Clevelnd summer, here is what you cannot bring:
strictly prohibited within all public access areas in the zone surrounding the convention:
‘tents and other shelters, sleeping bags, sleeping pads, mattresses, cots,’ and stoves
Hammocks, [actually, giant slings]
Coolers and ice chests
tape, string, rope, chain, cable, strapping, wire, string, line or similar longer than 6’
drones, and containers of bodily fluids eww — [tho, are we not all just that?]
Ornaments
gas masks
Grappling hooks, sledgehammers, hammers, and crowbars
any air rifle, air pistol, paintball gun, blasting caps, switchblade or automatic knife, knife having a blade two and one-half (2-1/2) inches in length or longer
‘billy, blackjack, sword, saber, hatchet, axe, slingshot, BB gun, pellet gun, wrist shot, blackjack’
‘metal knuckles, nun chucks, mace, iron buckle, axe handle, shovel, or other instrumentality used to cause property or personal damage.’Lumber larger than 2 inches, pipe and tubing. Fireworks
Aerosol cans, umbrellas with metal tips,
water guns and water cannons. [which can be filled with flammable fluids or …bodily fluids again, eww]
glass bottles, large back backs, lasers
Tennis balls [which can be soaked in/filled with gas, lit and tossed]
Long. Hot. Summer.
9 Comments!
Shucks, I wouldn’t go to Cleveland without there being a convention, never mind with one.
I lived there for two years.
I know of what I speak.
“there are other groups threatening to be there that are threatening to do harm to us”
Fucking liar.
Tragic thing is that I’m sure those actually going to the convention will not be allowed to arm themselves. Sitting. Ducks.
^Precisely. . . . . .
Open carry doesn’t mean one can’t be arrested for disturbing the peace, brandishing a weapon, or “going about to the terror of the people” (old common-law stuff), all very subjectively interpreted by law enforcement and argued by lawyers later. I’m also surprised that Ohio doesn’t have a law against carrying firearms at a demonstration.
Grappling hooks? Does anyone really believe these loser turds could scale a wall with grappling hooks? Not if their lives depended on it. Give me a break.
but teeth they’ve got?
The wife is from Akron. Cleveland was OK. But that was after they managed to blow up disco, and set fire to the river.
Even some of the Erie Canal was operative. Good baseball.
Guess best to stay away these days. That city is gone,gone,gone.
Smells like Dayton.
I miss Cedar Point. Good old timey roller coaster.
I wonder if they’ll hold Trump For President signs or if it’s just implied.