today’s award goes tooo…

[opens envelope]

…AP’s Matt Lee
speaking English to power

Parseltongue*

~ vid ~

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* Harry Potter ref (had to look it up)
Ensign Parker cultural ref

2 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 11, 2016 at 3:05 pm |

    The “Official” was trying so hard to sound ‘serious’ and ‘important’ and full of ‘gravitas’, I could hardly understand the equivocating bitch through all the vocal fry tones.
    Was she speaking English with sand in her throat or some other language?

  2. Posted August 12, 2016 at 8:01 am |

    He’s speaking English – she’s not. What she is speaking is some evasive government bureaucratic drivel that, heretofore has been okie doke with said government’s poodle “press.”