Allah, wontcha buy me a Mercedez Benz

A pair of prominent Islamist politicians in Morocco who preached and advocated for chastity were allegedly caught having sex on a beach ….

[They] were allegedly found in a “sexual position” inside a Mercedes Benz ….

[They] both serve as vice presidents of Morocco’s Islamic Unity and Reform Movement (MUR) – which is the ideological wing of the Islamic Justice and Development Party (JDP) ….

[She] urged female students not to give in to “temptation and vice.” [and] has … lectured on the virtues of remaining faithful and pure, and has spoken out against promiscuity, suggesting those are against the tenants of Islam. [story]

Now, look at the picture again.
Go ahead, we’ll wait.

Sorry about not giving you a spew warning,
but that photo’s brilliance is kind’a the whole point of this post
(well, that and the cultural ref).
The rest is just another example of sleazy hypocrisy,
not that I’m at all above posting about that sort of thing.

(What? Yeah, whoever made that composite photo wins the internets.)
Cultural ref


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted August 24, 2016 at 11:07 am |

    The deaf would read that signing as “She has a pure hole for his pure pole.”

  2. Joe Bandmember ≠ damn right I'm not equal to that
    Posted August 24, 2016 at 6:30 pm |

    They f**k goats don’t they?

    Better get used to Sharia, though. When the media helps Clinton steal the election,
    we’ll have a crazy lady with brain damage running the country.

    Meanwhile, stock up on certain consumable items that would be useful in a very serious neighborhood game of
    Cowboys and Muslims.

  3. Max
    Posted August 24, 2016 at 7:23 pm |

    Lovely couple, aren’t they?

  4. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted August 24, 2016 at 7:44 pm |

    ^ As punishment, Allah should make them be around each other all the time.

  5. Posted August 25, 2016 at 5:10 am |

    Sorta reminds me of what Roseanne Barr said about xxxxxxx an old man.

  6. Fawkes News (None Of The Above)
    Posted August 25, 2016 at 8:26 am |

    How do you say “Do as I say, not as I do” in Arabic?

  7. rickn8or
    Posted August 25, 2016 at 1:13 pm |

    I guess the only thing left for them is to start selling buckets of Post-12th Imam survival food a la Jim Bakker