stuff that’s hard to do tinfoil-hat time

There are a bunch of videos out there,
but this one’s probably tells the clearest story

Now conspiracy theorists are claiming the space rocket was “attacked”.

[New] analysis of the footage appears to show there may have been foul play, it has been claimed.

A grainy video of the blast, posted to YouTube by Steve Svensson, appears to shows a small, silver spherical object flying over the rocket as it exploded.

In the description to the video, he wrote: “It appears that SpaceX may have been shot by a very fast moving drone, or possibly an explosive in the satellite was triggered? [story]

Must be true, ’cause Elon Musk won’t way what happened. Claims they “don’t know, yet.” [/airquotes] Yeah, right.

(What? Okay, yeah, prob’ly a bird; but what fun is that?)

Just spitballin’, here, but what if it was The Mahdi?

7 Comments!

  1. jlw
    Posted September 3, 2016 at 3:47 pm |

    story links to “page not found”

  2. Posted September 3, 2016 at 5:37 pm |

    It was swamp gas reflected off Venus.

    Here, look at this. I’d like to administer an eye test.

  3. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted September 3, 2016 at 8:08 pm |

    jlw ^^
    D’oh!
    Fixed it. Thanks.

  4. Joe Bandmember ≠ damn right I'm not equal to that
    Posted September 4, 2016 at 6:39 am |

    The rocket committed suicide.

  5. DougM (quiet, keeps to himself, kind of a loner, nobody thought he’d do anything like this)
    Posted September 4, 2016 at 8:18 am |

    ^ Prob’ly knew something about the Clintons.
    Hey, we’re tinfoil-hattin’ it, here.

  6. Kv
    Posted September 4, 2016 at 9:02 am |

    Gosh, I didn’t know water towers could fly!

  7. Posted September 4, 2016 at 3:26 pm |

    There is no gleam on top of that object in the original video. Someone “enhanced” it. And incompetently, too. Were it real, it would be on the lower half.