moooooooooovement

17 Comments!

  1. kinlaw
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 1:58 pm |

    Hello operator? 100 gallons of eye bleach please.

  2. Paul Moore
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 2:41 pm |

    I understand the cause of the struggle. She has her ass on sdrawkcab.

  3. Roscoe
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm |

    The pants say yoga but the body screams Krispy Kream

  4. accipiterNW
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 2:52 pm |

    Maybe the gal isn’t old enough to remember the “It’s the Real Thing” Coca-Cola ad of early ’70s vintage, but I do applaud her for keeping it real in spirit anyway.

  5. DougM (2016, the year The Left™ went mad)
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 3:01 pm |

    Title of the week

    ^ heeere ya go, accipiterNW.
    (aside: Does the NW stand for New World? I couldn’t find a species of genus accipiter with the initials NW.)

    Re: the struggle is real

  6. Another Bob
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 3:34 pm |

    They’re not fat, they’re full of shit.

  7. Posted January 22, 2017 at 4:07 pm |

    Now that’s a drawstring – commercial grade.

  8. Nomen Nescio
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 4:39 pm |

    At first glance I thought there was a distortion of the space – time continuum between them. Lotta gravity.

  9. kinlaw
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 5:24 pm |

    And Bo, I think we can agree that we are all praying for that drawstring to hold

  10. accipiterNW
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 5:27 pm |

    Hi DougM. The “NW” is just for Northwest. I am a western WA resident, and working/playing outdoors has helped me become a bird watcher. The Accipiter Striatus aka Sharp-shinned Hawk being a personal favorite.

  11. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 5:41 pm |

    Judging from her pants, the fatty on the right has her head on backwards.

  12. DougM (2016, the year The Left™ went mad)
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 7:43 pm |

    Holger has a gem!
    Bonus: in the real meme, it’s “sammich”

    (Thanks, accipiter. Yeah, striatus has really impressive wing markings. Only hawks around here are genus Buteo and Falco.)

  13. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 7:55 pm |

    ^ ref Holger’s – “Make me a sandwich”
    OK.
    Pooff – you’re a Dagwood!

  14. Fat Baxter
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 8:06 pm |

    accipiterNW @ 4:

    I’d like to give the world a hug
    And tell it jokes and stuff
    Then pull its pants down to its shoes
    And chase it through the rough
    I’d tie it up with bonds and straps
    And check its purse for change
    Then leave it out at Moose Grin Hall
    With our cousin who’s deranged

  15. accipiterNW
    Posted January 22, 2017 at 8:35 pm |

    Ha! Nice, Fat Baxter! Now that’s the song I sing.

  16. Jess
    Posted January 23, 2017 at 6:14 am |

    I wonder if the one on the right realizes she has a midget hiding in her pants?

  17. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 23, 2017 at 10:09 pm |

    Just thinking: I love to ask her to name one right I as a man have that she does not have. Crickets…crickets…

    Nah, wishful thinking, she’d scream obscenities and spout talking point nonsense.