today’s *owie*

Sorry this took so long to post.
After I finally recovered from sliding off my chair in a fist-pounding, foot-stomping laughing fit, I had to clean up the spilled coffee and seegar ashes.

The troll is strong in this one.

President Donald Trump answered critics of his immigration restrictions from seven high-risk countries in the Middle East, sending a message out on Twitter.

“Only 109 people out of 325,000 were detained and held for questioning,” he wrote. “Big problems at airports were caused by Delta computer outage, protesters and the tears of Senator Schumer.”

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer teared up during a press conference on Sunday, calling Trump’s executive order “mean spirited and un-American.”

Speaking to reporters in the Oval Office on Monday, [Trump] dismissed Schumer’s tears as “fake.” [story]

Point and laugh when the bully cries.
Looks like this may be the end of the heartstrings-as-an-offensive-weapon era.
As a Breitbart headline put it, Trump’s been in office one week and Schumer’s already in tears.
*hehehehehe* [brushes popcorn crumbs off lap]

(What? Well, Schumer’s tears were a crock.)

Wedgie of the evening: “the 2015 Chuck Schumer would make the 2017 Chuck Schumer cry”

Aaand the bitch-slapping continues.


  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 30, 2017 at 10:41 am |

    Schumer’s tears truly are those of a crocodile. He’s smart and dangerous. Never give him a chance, because when the opportunity presents itself, he will eat you like the smiling crocodile he is.
    He’ll also run over you to get to a microphone first.

  2. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted January 30, 2017 at 10:49 am |

  3. DougM (2016, the year The Left™ went mad)
    Posted January 30, 2017 at 11:48 am |

    ^ *heh*
    In case anyone’s wondering, this post is totally about dealing with Progs, not Trumpophilia.
    I still don’t trust ‘im, but I very much admire his ability to drive Them™ nuts.

  4. Fawkes News (Pence 2017)
    Posted January 30, 2017 at 5:04 pm |

    Gotta give the devil his due. Donald won Teh Interwebz.

    I dare say he’d be a much better blogger than he… Oh, never mind.