your evening schadenfreude fix

D’oh !
latest from the JV debate team

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Forget it, she’s rolling.
Not Mother Korea?

(What? Well, Korea kind’a sounds like Crimea or Syria. Anyway, let’s see what Trump tweets. And quit hoggin’ the dang popcorn.)

Okay, that was fun, wasn’t it?
Now, let’s look at a case where Maxine caught Whatzername in a lovely screw-up

Stiiill blamin’ Bush

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Man, the Dems’ speech patterns have really gone haywire.
It’s like they haven’t learned their lines from a new script, yet.

(What? Yeah, she’s prob’ly still writin’ 2016 on ‘er checks, too.)


  1. accipiterNW
    Posted February 6, 2017 at 7:59 pm |

    Maxine was probably confusing things with IKEA.

  2. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted February 6, 2017 at 8:05 pm |

    Good God, and NO ONE called them on it??????
    Fucking morons.
    * slips back under escape hatch *

  3. Posted February 6, 2017 at 8:16 pm |

    The whole We Hate Trump brigade is really freaking out.

    Nancy has just been pretty much foaming at the mouth until words come out for a month or two now. It’s kinda funny.

  4. SondraK, Queen of SondraKistan
    Posted February 6, 2017 at 8:22 pm |

    It’s particularly funny coming from these bulbs.

  5. DougM (side-eyed so-and-so)
    Posted February 6, 2017 at 8:34 pm |

    I am just sooo entertained watching these dumb-cluck mouthpieces fumble, blither, and spew as they ad-lib while waiting for the redlines to their scripts.
    (see: OODA loop, again)
    Their stall-warning, terrain-impact, and missile-inbound annunciators must be goin’ off continually.
    (or whatever modern fighter aircraft alarms sound like)

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 6, 2017 at 9:26 pm |

    Gee, I thought Dumb and Dumber was a movie, not real life.
    Then again, I doubt those two air breathing animatronics would recognize real life if it hit them in the Botox.
    Do you s’pose their staffs get tired of tying their shoes and wiping their drool for them?

  7. Posted February 6, 2017 at 9:55 pm |

    ^6 Yep, my thoughts exactly – you just expressed them better.

  8. Jess
    Posted February 7, 2017 at 4:53 am |

    There’s some concern with medical professionals about the long term effects of Botox injections. Considering Peslosi, I think it’s a valid concern, since it’s obvious her brain has become numb.

  9. rickn8or
    Posted February 7, 2017 at 11:51 am |

    “57 states.”

    “Bowling Green Massacre.”

    “Can’t work with President Bush.”

    I guess it’s the R’s turn again.

    I think Maxine just had visions of taking Nancy’s spot on the food chain.

  10. DougM (side-eyed so-and-so)
    Posted February 7, 2017 at 2:03 pm |

    ^ Yep
    Too many to be even-handed with.

  11. Posted February 7, 2017 at 5:57 pm |

    Don’t forget her idiot buddy, shelia-jackson-lee asking NASA if the Mars rover took any pictures of the flag Neil Armstrong planted – which of course … you know.